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Cynical Client

The #1 Minecraft Client, made by Hippo(a.k.a IYoshiMC). It legit wacks ZeroGay, Sigma, and every anticheat on the planet.
Hey! Did you hear Cynical Client b69 is coming out?
by Asyc April 27, 2019
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Cynical Shawty

Someone who is involved in very niche forms of. Ironic media and online entertainment(memes,music,art)usually having a very cynical outlook on popular media and culture
Beth likes serial experiments lain,cause she's a cynical shawty
by Peachatty August 26, 2019
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comically oversized divorce papers

when your wife hates you so fucking much

literally comically oversized divorce papers
guy: whats dis??
guy: oh, its just comically oversized divorce papers.
by Hypurrelet August 13, 2023
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TC (team cynical)

TC (team cynical) is a gaming clan that is better than team gold
TC (team cynical) is good.
by TC Ender February 18, 2019
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Comically Large Spoon

"dawg can I get some ice cream?" The first man says, opening the fridge.
"only a spoonful!" The second man says, pointing a finger at the first man.
Then the first man pulls out a comically large spoon, enough to take the entire tub of ice cream.
When the first man pulls it out he has a large grin on his face, a death stare, perhaps a stare of "you got tricked"
He proceeds to take the ice cream from the fridge.

It is funny because the spoonful is actually very large, and can take so much ice cream, that it would not even be a spoonful anymore.
1. I will use my comically large spoon to trick my friends into thinking I will only take one spoonful, when the spoon is comically large, it will be more than one normal spoonful, therefore getting the desired amount of ice cream from the refrigerator
by SteamyWuffle January 12, 2021
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cynical

In modern culture, cynicism can be commonly seen throughout society.
Traits of Cynicism include:
-publicly displaying your ideas on philosophy
-complaining about the world.
-seeming dark and giving off a hopeless mood.
-losing hope in the world.

Note: For those young people that are cynical, don't worry. You are nowhere near where you can spout out ideas on life and how shitty the world is. You'll get the idea soon enough, and you will learn to appreciate the world for what it is, and try to live with the glass half-full.
You might still think that the world may be hopeless, and that may be true, but living with this as your way of life is unhealthy. So, get out and enjoy life while it lasts. You don't want to grow old and think back saying "Well look at that." So stop being so fucking pathetic, and with the "i've been there, done that" image. It's really uncool, if you get it.
Cynical youth: Tsk. Tsk. You really don't know anything about the world at all do you? Sigh- you hopeless shit. Well let me enlighten you...

Slightly more Matured Youth: Will you shut the fuck up? I'm trying to finish my essay so i can go watch a movie or read a book or something.
by bingbongdicks December 19, 2008
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cynical wankers

Those who ruin your fun by complaining about/ hating on something
There are a ton of them on this site......guess who they are
by Shawn B. September 3, 2003
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