Cog

Noun; A door that aligns with other mechanisms, usually metal, to aid energy transfer of an engineered process.

Malek took the cog from the toolbox and placed it in the machine

by Professionaldictionary June 2, 2024

Cog

A mysterious creature that is the perfect mix between a cat and a dog. It’s loyal but also couldn’t care less about your existence. One second it’s cuddling, the next it’s knocking stuff off the counter for fun.

Bro, your pet just chased its tail, knocked over a plant, and then stared into the void for ten minutes. That thing’s a straight-up cog.”
“She’s a cog. One minute she’s clingy, next minute she ghosts you. Cat-dog energy.

by blackcat3030202 June 30, 2025

cög

cock in better

nice cög bro

by Tellmon November 18, 2020

cog sex

Well, hello there! Are you ready for some brain-tastic action? Let me introduce you to cog sex, the ultimate brain computer interface sexual experience. It's like a game of "Operation," but instead of a buzzer, you get a jolt of pleasure every time you successfully connect with your computer. It's like a virtual dance-off, but instead of grooving with a person, you're grinding with your CPU. So, plug in, turn on, and get ready to get your cog on. Just don't forget to wear a helmet, because this ride might blow your mind - quite literally!

"Hey bro have you checked out the pawg on the cog?"

"Na I need to renew my cog sex subscription."

by unkledadi April 6, 2023

cog porn

Well, what do we have here? Cog porn, the ultimate brain-gasm. It's like watching porn, but instead of using your eyes and hands, you're using your brain and... well, let's just say it's not your hands. With cog porn, you're not just getting off, you're getting your neurons firing on all cylinders. It's like a full-body workout, but for your brain. So, if you're ready to take your porn game to the next level, just plug in your cog and let the good times roll. But be warned, this is not your grandma's porn. This is a whole new level of freaky. And if you're not careful, you might just blow a fuse. So, go ahead, indulge in some cog porn. Just make sure to have a mop and bucket handy. You're gonna need it. Chimichangas not included.

"I watched so much cog porn I thought I was in a real bathhouse."

by unkledadi April 9, 2023

cog sex

Well, hello there! Are you ready for some brain-tastic action? Let me introduce you to cog sex, the ultimate brain computer interface sexual experience. It's like a game of "Operation," but instead of a buzzer, you get a jolt of pleasure every time you successfully connect with your computer. It's like a virtual dance-off, but instead of grooving with a person, you're grinding with your CPU. So, plug in, turn on, and get ready to get your cog on. Just don't forget to wear a helmet, because this ride might blow your mind - quite literally!

"Hey bro have you checked out the pawg on the cog?"

"Na I need to renew my cog sex subscription."

by Cog Sex May 23, 2023

COG terror

A COG terror is somebody who has bad centre of gravity (COG) from perhaps drunkenness or one leg being shorter than another. They pose a problem to other folk due to bad balance and to the fact that they may keep walloping into their acquaintance/friend.

John: God, Michael,do you remember last night at all?

Michael: Partly. Why?

John: Well when I walked you home in your drunk state, not only were you trying to make out with me but you were a total COG terror!

by Stevie Nolan April 29, 2009