cockward

Doing and saying all the wrong things arrogantly with complete self assurance.

With every date he becomes more cockward.

by L. Brooks April 23, 2007

cockhandler

A person who has no mind of their own and often "co-signs" on another man's statements and/or actions. Said person "sweats" other dudes.

you only sayin' that 'cause Phil did, u cockhandler

by Frankie Needlz August 10, 2010

cockward

when you are out at a bar, and things get awkward, and it's all because of a cock. too much cock, not enough cock, bad cock, it's bound to get cockward.

Joe, John, and Steve will be there, this could get cockward

by Mrs. Poorchoice June 30, 2010

cockward

a word used to describe an awkward sexual encounter/situation

sometimes used as an alternative to awkward without any sexual instances involved

Macy: "we were going to have sex, but his penis wouldnt get hard."
Penelope: "Yikes, that must have been cockward."

by AlCam2000 July 3, 2010

Cockward

The definition of "cockward" is having a spontaneous erection or boner in highly awkward situations, such as a funeral, job interview or even a wedding.

Drake: "Dude, that funeral was terrible I had a boner the whole time."

Ringo: "That must have been so cockward."

by LookMaNoHands2594 December 21, 2010

Cockward

A "cockward" sentence or phrase is identified as being so cocky that it's awkward to the people hearing it, because they don't know how to react.

Joe- I just banged three chicks, and then benched 425, so.. yea."

Will- (To Other Friend) That was cockward"

by TheBreakfastKlub July 25, 2011

Cockward

The feeling awkwardness that can only be generated by hugging a guy friend and feeling their boner against you.

Dude, when I hugged him, the situation became immediately cockward.

by GeicoGecko16 August 1, 2011