Fucking close to water

A joke from a Monty Python live show regarding watery American beer.

Monty Python:

" Frankly over here we find that your American beer is a little like making love in a canoe.
It's fucking close to water. "

by Bilbo23 May 31, 2009

Keep Close to the Willows

An Ozark verb meaning to be cautious. Conservative. Modest. Taken from a phrase used while skinny dipping in a willow bordered creek.

Keep close to the willows when you deal with a backstabbing gossip.

by quesondriac June 28, 2010

but if you close your eyes

does it almost feel like nothing changed at all?

but if you close your eyes,
does it almost feel like nothing changed at all,

and if you close your eyes,

by notarealperson111 January 13, 2021

Closbian

A lesbian who has not yet declared her sexuality publically.

Bridget is such a closbian... when is she going to admit she is into Tabitha?

by Erin McHall April 24, 2009

Clunge Clog

The act of preventing a woman from achieving her desire of getting with someone by any means necessary, or indeed unnecessary.

The female equivalent of a cock block, if you will.

Person 1: Hey, look Aimee's dancing with that guy, should we move away?

Person 2: Why don't we grind up against him instead? That will surely clunge clog her!

by gonzo89cb October 17, 2009

clogan

a person with a rural place of birth that relocates, adopts a metropolitan lifestyle, sometimes fitting into middle to high society, but remaining a bogan at heart. a classy bogan.

princess mary of denmark is a clogan - grew up in tasmania, australia and is now royalty (and appearing refined, beautiful and demure) however remains a bogan at heart.

by Clogan August 13, 2012

Chris Clogumbus

Chris Clogumbus thought he found America, but he had accidentally discovered India. The Indish people ate his lungs, as a welcoming tradition in their religion. They all ate cheese and lived happily ever after. dne ehT

Chris Clogumbus was very clogumby

by theflying_egg September 18, 2020