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Cleveland Browntrout

The act of shitting in one's fishtank. Usually done as revenge
That bitch gave me an STD, so I left her a cleveland browntrout
by Dale Moran February 16, 2009
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Cleveland Bus Driver

An uppercut punch, particularly when delivered to a woman who has crossed the line and needs to be put into her place. The punch is delivered with a sweeping blow that begins at the floor, ends at the ceiling, and catches the offender's chin somewhere in between.
The b**** wouldn't quit cussing me and hitting me, so I had to give her a cleveland bus driver to show her I meant business.
by JustaFella November 15, 2012
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cleverage

A tool used by women to get what they want from life. Cleverage is often used to distract men during negotiations. Combination of clevage and leverage.
We all knew Sue used her cleverage for all it was worth to work her way up the corporate ladder.
by Nunnayabiznis August 3, 2005
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Cleveland Smell

Anything or place that smells like Cleveland. Anything or Place that smells like a combination of Pollution, Marijuana Smoke, and Gunpowder. It is Also Known As the Detroit, and Baltimore smell.

Cleveland, Ohio is one of the few cities to have a distinct smell. The smell is primarily a mix of Factory Waste, Marijuana Smoke, and Gunpowder. There is also a hint of: Decaying bodies, Burning Rivers, Crack Smoke, Alcohol, Rat Poison, and Rabid Dogs.
Maine Yuppie: (Plugs nose) "Ahhh, what the hell is that smell"
Cleveland Thug: "What? I dont smell nothin"
Maine Yuppie: "Its a over-powering stench of weed, gunsmoke, and Nuclear waste, oh I think Im dying man!"
Cleveland Thug: "Ohh, thats just the Cleveland Smell"
Maine Yuppie: "Get me to the nearest StarBucks!!, ahh ahh..." (passes out)
Cleveland Thug: "I dont get it man, my dude from Detroit came down here and said it smelled great"
by Steve Cleve April 6, 2008
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Cleveland Facepalm

The act of shitting into your girlfriends hand without her knowing then saying something incredibly obvious/stupid that causes her to facepalm herself. Thus covering her whole face with your hot n' steamy mess. Often used as a revenge tactic.
Me: Hey man I gave my girl a Cleveland Facepalm a couple minutes ago!

You: Nice dude! Was that bitch acting out again?

Me: Totally bro! That cunt needs to recognize!
by TypicalRacistMoFo March 23, 2010
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cleveland spackle

1. The effect of fecal particles expelled from one's anus during explosive diarrhea.

2. the act of covering a surface with fecal particles in a pattern resembling spackle
"Dude, watch out for the cleveland spackle in that toilet stall".
"While she was giving me a rim job I gave her a cleveland spackle. Ha, Ha, it was so narsty".
by akinej February 27, 2011
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cleveland sunrise

The act of defecating in your friends toilet at night and neglecting to flush it so they have a nice surprise waiting for them when they go to use the restroom the next day.
Jesus Christ what's that smell? Looks like Carl left me a cleveland sunrise again.
by CarterLakeThug April 18, 2015
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