Clarinet

A B flat pitched woodwind instrument, normally used in concert, marching, and jazz bands. A clarinet has a very large range, over 3 octaves, as well as a warm tone quality when played correclty. Clarients are black and most commonly made of grenadilla wood or African blackwood or plastic, with nickel or silver keys. It is 2 feet and 2 1/4 inches long. A clarinet uses a reed to produce a tone. Overall, the clarinet may be one of the most, if not the most versitile instrument in any band or orchestra because of its huge range and different sounds as you change through the octaves. When played correctly, all the octaves can sound beautiful and smooth transitions are possible.

The clarinet soloist switched through her ranges without difficuty and the beautiful sound that was produced was like that of a lullaby.

by MountainDew July 31, 2005

clarity wank

You've found a potential fuck buddy! But you aren't sure if you actually want to fuck them...
Are you just horny and desperate?

Have a clarity wank!

Wank.. then look at your next potential fuck buddy online to see if you think they are still hot after you've blown your load.!

Boy 1: So did you fuck that girl?
Boy 2: No I had a clarity wank and decided she's not really that hot

by BankAllDay69 January 22, 2015

Bass Clarinet

The Bass Clarinet is the coolest clarinet that exists. It's shape was adopted and used in the saxophone. It has an awesome low tone, and is generally better then Soprano Clarinet

My bass clarinet could beat up Mike Tyson

by Rembrant January 11, 2008

bass clarinet player

The most smiley person in the band, always willing to help.

Person: Hey could you help me move the Bass Drum?
Bass Clarinet Player: No problem!!

by 1st Chair December 27, 2009

Clarinet

An instrument made of complete win. Usually the band directors favorite section due to the fact that they actually learn their parts, and don't talk while they're talking. Most of the time are in tune

Teacher: Clarinets and Flutes play measures 17-23.

*they play*
Teacher: Good job clarinets. Flutes, you need practice so you can sound like the clarinets.

by 1stchairclarinet August 29, 2011

post ejaculation clarity

The minutes and hours after ejaculation when a man's brain becomes very clear and he is able to reflect, plan, and make difficult decisions without his sexual urges clouding his thoughts and judgement. It is also known as post nut clarity .

Brendan: Yo bro, I think I might marry this girl! She's all I've been thinking about all week.
Joe: Whoa!! Slow down there buddy, how about you think about this after jerkin off? Trust me, the universe appears completely different when you have that post ejaculation clarity!

by my_own_summer September 22, 2019

Post nut clarity

The sensation which happens after ejaculating and makes one feel very lucid and aware.

Symptoms of it are feeling regretful if you have masturbated to something very weird. This sensation makes a man lose interest in women for a short period of time and often makes one regret an upcoming date since they as said lost a sex drive for a short period of time.

It may be an evolutionary trait for males to leave a female after impregnation or mating.

Possible cause may be hormones and an immediate blood rush into the brain causing such lucidity, awareness, and regret.

I cannot think of an example of this word being used in a sentence, since normally i wouldn't talk about it. But post nut clarity is a very weird and unexplainable thing

by xXMeemLord3225Xx April 20, 2021