Daughter: Dad this my boyfriend, Neon Vortex!
Dad: Is that a dirty clanker?!
Daughter: Dad you can’t say the C word!
Dad: No daughter of mine will be dating a dirty clanker! Tell that soda can to gtfo!
Dad: Is that a dirty clanker?!
Daughter: Dad you can’t say the C word!
Dad: No daughter of mine will be dating a dirty clanker! Tell that soda can to gtfo!
by CurrentInTar July 26, 2025

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by Child Beater 4000 August 20, 2025

Someone who rides a clanker, including but not limited to self driving cars, self driving shopping carts and lawnmowers
by Clankerjockey August 31, 2025

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