Clam

Another word for a person who has down syndrome, mental illnesses, any form of retardation, or someone who is simply acting like a retard.

Jake is acting so stupid, he is such a clam.

by Olive1021200 March 8, 2017

Clamming

The act of putting a bent beer bottle cap (resembles the clam) or pop tab in someone's beverage. It's great fun at a get together, seeing who can clam the most people or just one person in particular many times.

Bob: You should go clamming. Clam Suzy, bro, she got me earlier
Bryan: Alright!
*Bryan walks past Suzy's drink sitting on the table and drops a "clam" in while she isn't paying attention*
*Suzy takes a sip of her beer*
Suzy: WTF, who clammed me?!

by Hahaharry balls October 22, 2013

clamming

Verb; the act of hanging out with, peing partners with or being with someone.

Guy 1: brosinski i dont have a partner for this rollercoaster, mind if we clam?

Guy 2: we were clamming before but you ditched. but fine, we can clam on this one, just dont shuck me at the last second like last time.

by the dentist223 March 31, 2011

clam

A person who is very nerdy and acts like a complete toolbag all the time.

Hey, look at Jack with his rolling backpack, what a clam!

by Romil October 27, 2011

clam

informal, slang expression to refer to dollars

please, lend me 75 clams, i'm short this month

by Aldana2008 October 20, 2008

Clam

A slang word used to describe female reproductive organs. The vagina, from the outside while shaved, could resemble a clam that is turned on it's side.

The ladies down the the screamin' peach will wax your clam for $30.00.

by Savvy BC August 6, 2009

clamming

The act or practice of one masturbating.

Derrick's mom walked in on him clamming.

by Barbara AHHH June 11, 2008