chromebook geek

Someone who figured out how to use a useless thing, but usually gets laughed at.

Person 1: This girl I met some days ago...
Person 2: What about her?
Person 1: figured out how to play Minecraft, COD, and VALORANT on her RTX Intel i47 64 TB RAM 1024 TB Storage Chromebook and beat me all of those games
Person 2: So she's a chromebook geek?
Person 1: I mean, she made a useless web browsing child device into a gaming pc!
Person 3: Person 1, your new girl is just a stupid person who never understands what things can and cannot do.

by iExtensionClutch January 4, 2021

Chromebook (the bad version)

A low quality shit tier computer that middle schools hand out. This version doesnt have the touch screen, and is thus inferior and a big piece of electronic shit.

Chromebook (the bad version)s were being handed out at the cafeteria.

by EDP4040450 February 1, 2022

Chromebook Niggas

Niggas so broke they really be using they school-provided chromebooks

chromebook niggas really be fingering they assholes😂🖕🏿

by Nigga hole December 20, 2019

National Vaccume Your Chromebook day!

Just grab a vaccume, and succ.

Me: Ayo homie dont forget to vaccume your chromebook today.

Friend: Why?

Me: Its National Vaccume Your chromebook Day!

Friend? Bullshit.

by zeven717 April 25, 2021

Don´t forget to charge ur chromebook

when you shove your pp into the charging hole of ur chromebook, making cum squirt all in it and on the volume button. this can also make phub open and give you a fun time.

Example: I had the best Don´t forget to charge ur chromebook last night. The cum was everywhere.

Example: I fucked ur mom...dont ask her shes still open cheeked on the bed. Don´t forget to charge ur chromebook

by Shawnmasterb8s+davidejacul8s November 17, 2022

Chromebook

A great laptop anyone can use. It costs near nothing and has a linux subsystem inside! It can do usual computing, and even games, if you want it to! Kids love chromebooks, and the only people who dont like them are those who want to watch inappropriate things in class, game or cheat during tests.

Mum - I got you a laptop honey!

Daughter - Wow! Its a chromebook! I can use gmail on it and it wont crash at all =

by chromebooky December 16, 2023

Chromebook

literary the WORST computer on the market. Why you may ask? Let's take a Windows computer for example. Sleek, smooth, and can download very cool desktop games such as Minecraft. Then we have the Chromebook. Small, micro-sized horrible screen, and, can ONLY download games from the APP STORE. Yes, you heard me right, the app store you would have on your phone. Let's say you download a game from the app store on your cromebbok, guess what? IT HAS MOIBLE CONTROLS! Meaning you cant use the WASD or arrow keys like a normal computer, you have to painfully click and drag using your MOUSE. Not to mention the Chromebooks are VERY laggy. So, in conclusion, if you want to buy a computer, DO NOT, and I mean DO NOT buy a Chromebook.

my friend wrote this essay on his Chromebook

by 0rigina1 May 5, 2022