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chonker

used to describe a fat person
hey chonker

shut up you literally eat 3 hamburgers a day
by zenitsuslastbraincell February 19, 2022
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Chonker

noun, adjective, verb. Chonker can be used when one displays chonker behaviour. Such as eating hot chocolate mix straight out of the tin. Chonker can be a person who has a bit of jiggle jiggle pop to them when they walk, or chonk is the jiggle itself.
Jefferson: "Yo I just ate 16 beavertails best meal of my life bro and I'm STILL HUNGRY!"
Joe: "that is some serious chonker behaviour my guy!"
by chonker_joememeah229 February 22, 2022
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Chonkered

"ahhh shit man, that za got me absolutely chonkered"
by YodielandEnthusiast July 25, 2024
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Chonker

A cat that is large. Not necessarily because of abusive owners. Stop judging people, you stupid cunt.
The owner of a chonker may have recently adopted the cat. Or they may be forgetful when it comes to feeding. In any event, it's not always the fault of the (current) owner when a cat is massive. But go ahead and just assume the worst. Maybe get a more positive mindset and you'll be less of a douche.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 19, 2024
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