dick chomp

when someone's getting a road head, hit a pothole, and the girl's mouth involuntarily chomps down on the dick

guy 1: dude i was getting a road head last night..
guy 2: that's awesome!
guy 1: yeah, but then we hit a pothole and she dick chomped me
guy 2: bitch!

by wineandcheese August 14, 2009

Chomping at the bit

The uneducated, totally incorrect way to say champing at the bit

"I was chomping at the bit to get laid"
"It's 'champing at the bit'. You're an idiot and that's why you're not getting laid."

by Bob Sloblaw April 24, 2019

Donkey chomp

When you and a buddy are tag teaming a girl, one getting her from behind while the other getting a blowjob. The guy who is filling the young ladies back end then donkey punches her while your buddies cock is still in her mouth thus resulting in her biting the hell out of his dick.

My bro is so pissed at me because he had to go to the hospital after that slut we were tag teaming donkey chomped him last night.

by Brantera October 14, 2009

meaty chomp

Over-used, abused, beat up, Chunk of loose, low hanging vagina. Resembles pork and gravy. A vagina that looks like chopped meat.

Did you hear that Haley has a meaty chomp?

by jimd October 31, 2007

Alligator Chomp

A sexual act in which a female, usually looking for revenge, performs oral sex on a man’s penis. Then, just before he climaxes, she bites down on his penis and begins ferociously rolling in circles to tear said penis off.

Bro I was having a great time until she alligator chomped my meat right off!

by Radaradaschnitzel December 14, 2018

Curb Chomp

A variation of curb stomping, where the curb stompee is biting down on a curb in candy land, as shown in Cyanide and happiness. Although it is life threatening, it is much more delicious then a normal curb stomp.

Guy 1: I've had enough of your shit, I hope your ready to get CURB STOMPED!!
Guy 2: Don't you mean, curb chomped?

by Abasdemm October 25, 2009

Toe Chomp

When she suckin toes but bites too hard

Bryson: bruh why yo toe so swollen?
Tay: my girl was suckin my toes last night but she got carried away and she gave me a massive toe chomp.

by BigSmoke456 August 25, 2019