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cheese grater's perk

When grating cheese, as you come to the end of the block you find that there is a small piece that you are not able to grate fully due to its size.

As the cheese grater (not the same as cheese grater), you are entitled to consume this tiny piece of cheese yourself.
"I think you'll find that, having successfully grated this gigantic wedge of cheddar, I am entitled to the cheese grater's perk. Good day to you, sir."
by C3POwen October 6, 2011
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Cheese grater god

Hannah is the cheese grater god she will grate your ass in the matter of seconds never doubt her. She will grate your shit like crazy ;)
by Cheesey god October 22, 2018
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Cheese Grater face

An entirely unattractive girl.
"Your really hot, but your friend is a total cheese grater face."
by Sgt. Forge June 2, 2009
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Crank the Cheese Grater

Slang term for masturbation, particularly of the male variety. Also used to describe hand jobs or other sexual acts involving the penis.

Also used to describe the act of grating Cheddar, Romano, Parmesan, or any other style of cheese for culinary purposes.
"Did you hear Zach got caught by his mom cranking the cheese grater last night? Totally embarrasing!"

"My arms were so tired after that workout I could hardly crank the cheese grater. Huge turn off."

"After receiving our soup at an Italian restaurant, the waiter proceeded to crank the cheese grater over out meals until we gave him the cue to stop. It was totally appropriate given the situation."
by C-Diddy145 June 25, 2009
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furry cheese grater image

THE MOST FUCKED UP THING THAT EVEN SATAN IS AFRAID OF WHAT ONE OF GODS CREATURES HAS MADE.
What's the furry cheese grater image
JESUS NO DONT SEARCH IT UP HOLY FUCK
by anonymous March 20, 2021
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Reverse Iranian Cheese Grater

The opposite of the Iranian Cheese Grater where instead of taking a standard issue cheese grater and shoving it up your ass, you shove your schlong inside the standard issue cheese grator.
Yo I was with this chick last night and she wanted me to do the reverse Iranian Cheese Grater
by Cw Kamikaze May 1, 2021
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rubbing his dick against the cheese grater

Used for years to describe women who engage in large amounts of unprotected sex with random men and doesn't clean their vagina's out of men's cum after sex, which leaves a thick white residue like cheese behind that last for days without cleaning.
Did you hear about the guy who picked up a chick last night? He was rubbing his dick against the cheese grater and got enough cheese to last a week!
by viper15 September 20, 2016
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