chair

sitting device for when your legs are sad

i just fucked a chair bro

by ur gf's side dish May 3, 2021

chair

an object that is placed in a parking spot in front of one's house in Pittsburgh to save your parking place

Put the chair out once I get the the car dug out.

by spotterchair February 7, 2010

chair

a seat you sit on

i love chairs

by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016

chair

where you put your ass cheeks

bob:yo where do you wanna put dem ass cheeks at?
billy: imma put dem toasty buns on this chair
bob: me too!

by the best ginger in town January 3, 2016

The chair

The single chair in your room you never use but your clothes love to sit in for several months and get taller until your mom yells at you to clean.

“Clean clothes, dirty clothes the chair accepts all”

by Realiststatements February 21, 2020

chair chair

synonym for feces, a.k.a. poo

Grandpa went chair chair on the lawn. Again!

by Croquet Martini May 3, 2005

chair

a thing you sit in

hey man, don't sit in my chair!

by haylinne November 21, 2019