On The Chair

When aint nobody got time to get to the bedroom so you have sex right on the chair

Jeremy: you wanna have sex?
Lisa: I can't I have work in ten and we don't have enough time for sex in bed

Jeremy: that's okay we can just do On The Chair *wink wink*

by ChunkyPotato August 17, 2016

chair

a seat you sit on

i love chairs

by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016

chair

an object that is placed in a parking spot in front of one's house in Pittsburgh to save your parking place

Put the chair out once I get the the car dug out.

by spotterchair February 06, 2010

chair

where you put your ass cheeks

bob:yo where do you wanna put dem ass cheeks at?
billy: imma put dem toasty buns on this chair
bob: me too!

by the best ginger in town November 02, 2015

The chair

The single chair in your room you never use but your clothes love to sit in for several months and get taller until your mom yells at you to clean.

“Clean clothes, dirty clothes the chair accepts all”

by Realiststatements February 22, 2020

chair chair

synonym for feces, a.k.a. poo

Grandpa went chair chair on the lawn. Again!

by Croquet Martini May 04, 2005

chair

a thing you sit in

hey man, don't sit in my chair!

by haylinne November 21, 2019