Syrian Cello

Beheading a man, usually an infidel, usually from behind.

Man, those ISIS Beatles really gave those prisoners the Syrian Cello in those illegal videos.

by odth August 7, 2024

cello

violoncello.

"I played the cello everyday without practice."

by hydorus shui October 4, 2023

Cello

the best instrument ever <3 cellos are so underrated we deserve the melody more often

Person: Hey, is that a big violin?
Me: No you dumbass it's a cello

by freaky_sunfish March 29, 2025

Cello

A string instrument
It is NOT a big violin

I might be biased but cello is the best instrument and should get forte always I’m tired of always playing piano

by Raymond gaymond June 2, 2023

pocatello cello

An act as you stand behind your partner with one hand on the neck, reaching around and strumming the junk as if you are playing a cello...with a 2# tater stuffed up their ass

Man, my fingers are tired from playing Bach on the Pocatello cello last night.

You think your fingers are tired? My asshole made mashed taters and gravy from that concert.

by MasterBlaster7 September 30, 2022

iron cello

A variation on the donkey punch, utilizing a baseball bat in place of the traditional fist.

Girl: "I woke up with a terrible migraine and a sore ass. I think someone did the iron cello on me last night."

by this one time at band camp July 16, 2010

Cello

The fanciest instrument in the orchestra
Between preciscion pegs and regular pegs and a french or german bow the cello is the sexiest instrument in the orchestra!

Yo-ma ma is a famous cellist
"Dang that cellist is playing sitting with the instrument i find that sexy"

"yea shes playing the cello i find that sexy"

by Cellogal July 5, 2017