celloing

becoming a zombie and taking over the world through a two step plan

Sorry man, I can’t hang out today. Too busy celloing.

by twostepplan May 22, 2018

Cello (Playing The)

The act of clasping a large person between your thighs while a third party rubs their posterior with their 'pink bow'.

"Cello (Playing The)"
Playing the cello
Celloing
Having wood between your legs

by straight styrchnine December 17, 2008

Pocatello cello

Grab your partner by the neck, then reach over with your free hand and play with their junk as if plucking a cello...while having a 2 lb potato stuffed up their ass.

Cellist: Man my fingers are tired from playing that Bach concerto on the Pocatello cello last night!

Cello: Your hands are tired? How you think my asshole feels after shitting out 2 1/2 lbs of taters and gravy?

by MasterBlaster7 October 4, 2022

cello

violoncello.

"I played the cello everyday without practice."

by hydorus shui October 4, 2023

Cello

the best instrument ever <3 cellos are so underrated we deserve the melody more often

Person: Hey, is that a big violin?
Me: No you dumbass it's a cello

by freaky_sunfish March 29, 2025

Cello

A string instrument
It is NOT a big violin

I might be biased but cello is the best instrument and should get forte always I’m tired of always playing piano

by Raymond gaymond June 2, 2023

Cello

The fanciest instrument in the orchestra
Between preciscion pegs and regular pegs and a french or german bow the cello is the sexiest instrument in the orchestra!

Yo-ma ma is a famous cellist
"Dang that cellist is playing sitting with the instrument i find that sexy"

"yea shes playing the cello i find that sexy"

by Cellogal July 5, 2017