Someone who has no issue criticizing others, often to an extreme extent, but gets extremely defensive when he is under criticism.
by Salvguard January 11, 2020
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Mom:What are you doing I heard something?
Child:uhmmmmm nothing
Mom:Heating up your ships main cannon?
Child (silently:) FUCK
Mom:What are you doing I heard something?
Child:uhmmmmm nothing
Mom:Heating up your ships main cannon?
Child (silently:) FUCK
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In terms of fandom, a canon nazi is a person who strictly adheres to canon, with no deviation whatsoever. A canon nazi is not necessarily a creator of fanfic or fanart, and can just be someone who enjoys other fanworks adhering to canon (or complains about crackfic and other non-canon compliant works).
A: Did you read the fanfic about Draco and Snape?! Omg so hot.
B: No, I don't really like non-canon pairings.
A: OMG CANON NAZI
B: No, I don't really like non-canon pairings.
A: OMG CANON NAZI
by xyv September 23, 2009
Get the canon nazi mug.An event everyone must go through to keep the universe intact. Typically this event has effects on character development
by geometric123 June 16, 2023
Get the Canon Event mug.While trying to poop, pushing and straining. The turd gives way and litteraly fires into the bowl and lets loose the "dammed" crap that was pressurizing the "cannon ball" and splashing the bowl water all onto the butthole.
Sorry about this morning babe, I didn't realize i had a shit cannon building up.
"...and once that cork let loose, (flatulant sounds)! Shitjust kept coming! Like I broke the shit dam and shit went all over the seat! It was sick!"
"why are you telling me about your Shit Cannon during our lunch break?"
"'cause the soup your eating looks like what I left for the Mrs. to clean up.".
"...and once that cork let loose, (flatulant sounds)! Shitjust kept coming! Like I broke the shit dam and shit went all over the seat! It was sick!"
"why are you telling me about your Shit Cannon during our lunch break?"
"'cause the soup your eating looks like what I left for the Mrs. to clean up.".
by Li Spatch June 12, 2010
Get the Shit Cannon mug.The act of filling the end of a straw or other tube with cocaine and blowing it up the nose of a sleeping victim, timing it with the inhale.
Jimmy passed out during the dubstep pillow fight, so we hit him with a wow cannon. Then he raged feathers.
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