jordan carline

jordan carline is the best girl that can be a friend! She is my girl, my sista and much much more!

Boy: I wish I was jordan carline she is awesome
Me: well I wish i was her to! But the closest we can get is best friends we are so close we could be sistas!

by that anon chick November 23, 2013

Carlin Fish Hook

The act of inserting one of your fingers into your buddy's asshole in a public place as a form of horseplay. This act is normally performed in small redneck towns with one or more of the participants wearing cowboy boots

Clay giggled like a little girl when his buddy tried to give him a Carlin Fish Hook at the park

by nvminer April 16, 2011

Carlin

Lowda

Good guy but he's Carlin

by Gigaaaa November 27, 2021

Dirty carlin

When a girl is riding on top of a guy and farts on his balls Then gets off and goes to suck his balls but sniffs them instead

Dude I was horny and having sex but then this girl gave me a dirty carlin and my nuts smelt like asshole and fish for 3 days!

by Mrfartzalot September 12, 2021

social Carlinism

The practice of not emotionally investing oneself in the grand outcome of humanity while approaching society as an amusing spectacle. This attitude was famously espoused by comedian George Carlin.

The preface to Brain Droppings is the best summation of the philosophy of social Carlinism.

by Jack Atrophy August 5, 2022

Jules Carlin

A 12 year old paint sniffer that lives in Florida who rubbs chickens for elbow grease, and arrsensist from Alabama

You act like you’re a Jules Carlin and are from alabama

by Peytonlists March 29, 2022

Carline

The hell you wait in picking up your kids.

I almost told off three Karen’s waiting in carline.

by Gshlon December 3, 2021