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Cargo shorts

Term used for a gay man who gives off top energy but is actually a Masc bottom.
Oh him, he’s no top he's cargo shorts.
by Transplant Daddy March 25, 2022
mugGet the Cargo shortsmug.

cooter cargo

a baby within the cooter, or other unidentified objects.
The kid's head was so big...he was cooter cargo for 3 hours!!!!

She was toting that grape jelly jar around like cooter cargo.
mugGet the cooter cargomug.

self-loading cargo

The passengers on an airplane.
Let's see...all the self-loading cargo strapped in back there?
Right on. Ready for takeoff.
Roger that.
by 747pilot June 5, 2010
mugGet the self-loading cargomug.

Cargo My Balls

The act of holding a set of man-sacs up with your finger, or preferably a small stick, to search under his scrotum for loose change, like a hungry hobo.
I craved a Hot Apple Pie from McDonald's Dollar Menu, but was short 50-cents. My boyfriend yelled out "Cargo my balls," and I found enough change for a small milk too.
by Hot Hobo July 5, 2011
mugGet the Cargo My Ballsmug.

cargo van

by dick muffen May 26, 2015
mugGet the cargo vanmug.

selfloading cargo

Airline passengers who organize everything themselves - booking a ticket - check in - boarding the plane - nearly without any help at the airport
You buy a ticket via internet, get you boarding pass printed yourself, find your gate, which has changed in the meantime and you try to board the plane at the right time. That's the way to become a selfloading cargo
by globefly December 1, 2009
mugGet the selfloading cargomug.

Cargo Cult Policy

Self-serving policies such as entitlement to any item that comes into your reach as the result of your having dreamed about it before or it reminds you of something you have dreamed about before or is something you might dream about or want in the future. Opposite to Wikipedia type policies which forbid keeping anything you have offered in the past, offer now in the present or may want to offer in the future, unless you are an actual member of their cult.
Hey Buck what happened to your bicycle? I had it chained to that lamp post over there but I guess it violated this neighborhood's Cargo Cult Policy.
by poedunker April 16, 2010
mugGet the Cargo Cult Policymug.

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