carebears

a negative expression denoting lack of interest or concern

"did you hear about that really tragic earthquake in haiti?"
"no... carebears"

by smemily2605 March 14, 2010

carebear

A person who wants to roleplay and complains about everything.

Turok: Why does entangle interrupt spells and stop someone from attacking? The vines only go up to your legs so you should be able to cast and attack.

by SinVulture February 20, 2004

carebear

a term for female genitalia; the cooch

"I shouldn't have had so much Pabst Blue Ribbon last night and slept with that dirty hipster, cuz now my carebear is on fire."

by sailormoon123 March 2, 2010

carebear

parents. usually referring them as overcaring guardians.

by -joyce- September 22, 2003

carebear

Giving a long, lingering, often awkward hug while whispering sweet nothings into one's ear.

She wouldn't give me her number after I carebeared her.

by oxnestlexo August 19, 2011

Carebear face

The wide-eyed, estatic face adopted by human females at the point of anal penetration. Alternatively a permanent expression adopted by certain clueless females who believe it makes them look 'sexy'.

I could see her crescendoing to carebear face mode in the wall to wall mirrors as I rogered her.

by Chocolate_Starfish October 20, 2010

Carebear

MMO slang used to label individual/groups of players who detest and avoid PvP or potential griefing in online games. Carebears might be frowned upon by experienced players, not necessarily due to their cowardice and aversion to competition, but because of how they deal with griefers by reporting them to moderators instead of allying up with other players. They are the bane of pros trying to make "Evil" characters in MMORPGs.
Carebears primarily play games with mechanics/server plugins that prevent stealing/killing other players (Safe/Policed Zones, limited-to-none player loot, arena-only PVP, those shitty Minecraft servers with Anti-Grief plugins, etc.) and will complain on forums about PKers, only to be told to git gud.
Most carebears are lowbie solo players, but there also exist PvP Carebears that exploit safe zones to avoid a fair death.

And no, not wanting to get randomly killed by a lvl 70 permavirgin despite your items being useless to him, or have the spawn surrounded by a gang of P2W kids does not make you a carebear.

"Those carebears could simply hire some lvl. 60 paladin to drive away that guy on a killing spree in the town... But naah, they have to ride admin cock and report them instead."

by KeepTheLineKeepTheLineMoving October 31, 2018