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Carboner

I had 3 Viagra pills and now I have a carboner.
by Unknown600085 February 19, 2019
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Carbone

My names “Carbone” skinny white boy with a gun.
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Cantonese

A major language that is used to communicate in South China, Hong Kong, and Macau. In other places, Cantonese is spoken the most by the Chinese community in Vietnam and the West, such as the USA, Canada, and the UK. Cantonese is a Yue language, which is a descendant of a Yue state, Southern Yue, that started its civilization below the Yangtze River of South China, before evolving to absorb a handful of Han (Mandarin) loan words and using the written Hanzi characters to express their own way of connecting to people. Cantonese is a different Asian language from Mandarin, due to speakers of both of these languages not being able to understand each other, unless Cantonese and Mandarin speakers only understand each other in Hanzi characters and using body language to some degree. Moreover, Cantonese sounds closer to Hakka, unlike Mandarin that sounds closer to Manchu. Finally, Cantonese isn't a Sino-Tibetan language, unlike Chinese nationalists thinking otherwise.
Whoever said that Cantonese has about 30% of Yue words, Mandarin has about 30% of Manchu words, and that these languages are both "Han Chinese", are either uneducated or blinded by nationalism to an extreme to spread fake news. On top of this, Chinese supremacists think that Cantonese and Mandarin-speaking groups are one "race", Han Chinese, similar to white supremacists spreading false information that most Europeans with blue eyes and white skin are part of the "untainted" Aryan race. However, Cantonese people or South Chinese genetically have double eyelids, bigger eyes, a darker skin tone, a shorter height, fatter noses, and an angular facial structure. On the other hand, Mandarin-speaking northern Han people or North Chinese genetically have smaller eyelids, smaller eyes, a lighter skin tone, a taller height, flatter noses, and a flatter facial structure. In other words, Cantonese resemble a lot like Southeast Asians, compared to northern Hans having the appearance of North Asians. Chinese supremacists need to get out more from their own tiny world to explore different cultures of tribal people. If not, screw those moronic smartasses.
by TheUnknown21 February 16, 2020
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carboner

An erection caused by an exotic or expensive car.
Hey Mitch, did you see that Bugatti Veyron?" "Hell yeah, it gave me a carboner!
by hughjeffincok January 24, 2011
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Carboner Sequestration

The hiding of a boner whilst in a car.
Ex: "A summit was held in the van today to discuss the carboner sequestration of the summit in his pants"
by My Penis Writes Novels n Dutch November 29, 2010
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Carbonite

People who love to play Need For Speed Carbon racing game. Not just anyone can be a carbonite....you need to really love the game to be one. Game found on Xbox 360 and other consoles
Shoune is a carbonite he plays that game all the time.
by bub-a-licious March 23, 2009
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carbonated

pop music that is very poptartish, it is called this b-cuz pop is cabonated so why can't pop music be carbonated?
jerry: they played way to much pop music at that party lastnight

larry: yah, it was all very carbonated
by t-la August 24, 2008
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