cake-eater

When someone kisses so much ass, the world around them seems non-existant.

When JJ Houle is around is girlfriend, he is a cake-eater.

by Mr. Big Head October 20, 2004

cake eater

A habitual bun duster. One who dines out but is remiss in repaying his or her social obligations.

I will not have that cake eater to dinner again.

by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006

cake eater

One who very much much enjoys tricking his friends, and dragging them to random bars, to ultimately end up at a bar where his girlfriend "coincidently" happens to be at; ultimately causing his friend to catch a cab home alone- all so he can eat his girlfriend's cake. Thus, the cake eater.

Scott: "Hey, this bar sucks (when really it doesn't), I know a much better bar, follow me. Oh, wow, what a coincidence that my girlfriend is here!!"

Me: "You are a cake eater."

by Non Cake Eater May 17, 2009

cake eater

A term used when telling a person to be quiet.

Shut your cake eater, I am trying to watch T.V.

by Groovychica42 December 25, 2008

Cake Eater

noun. 1. Someone who is easily amused and/or entertained. 2. A gullible individual. 3. To pull the wool over someone's head.

What a Cake Eater! He actually believes Iraq had weapons of Mass destruction.

by Not a cake eater December 03, 2007

cake eater

A person who does not partake in the ingestion of marijuana.
Not necessarily a bad thing of course.

"You smoke weed?"
"Nope"
"So you're a cake eater."

by Andre_ December 28, 2005

9.5 cake eater

n. a girl who recieves a 9.5 on the hotness scale until she enters a dorm of drunken guys, says nothing, eats cake, and leaves

OMG did you see the 9.5 cake eater?
Hey Matt, there's your 9.5 cake eater.

by udcakeeater June 10, 2011