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jizz in the caviar

When a man has sexual relations with a fish-hooker.
It turns out he's working the fish market is so he can jizz in the caviar.
by rabidmint February 15, 2010
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caviar

goldish slightly brownish substance that builds up on the inside of a pipe/stem after smoking acrack rock, tends to be powdery & slate like when scraped from the pipe/stem. Thic substance is a type of resin derived from a smoked crack rock & is resmoked. Caviar of this color & consistancy is said to be purer than the smoked crack rock it was formed from.
once I ran out of crack I scraped my pipe/stem & smoked the caviarwhich was sooo... Good that I got 4+ batches of resin & smoked caviar for a longer time than the original rock & ea. hit got me higher than the rock did.
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champagne and caviar

A reference to a fetish that involves defecating and urinating on your love interest. It is in common use in Germany. Here in America we are christians and dont do such abominations.
I went to Helmuts house for champagne and caviar and Heidi shit on my head and Dietrich pissed in my eye.
by jacin rome September 4, 2009
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Caviar

The act of arse to mouth during sexual activities.
A-"I was giving it to her from behind and then she went low on me."
B-"That's sick man, just gave her the caviar."
by archtung October 6, 2008
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scottish caviar

A cheap family meal consisting of beef mince and potatoes...

Mince n tatties

The mince being referred to as caviar
What's for brawn tonight.... You're in luck its Scottish caviar
by blaine kerr May 9, 2018
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mexican caviar

euphimism for black tar heroin
"I ate some mexican caviar last night, it was some primo shit"
by asperilla November 7, 2007
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