Caillou

A controversial Canadian TV show centered around a 4-year-old boy of the same name who constantly throws tantrums and whines... and always ends up getting what he wants through guilt-tripping and is never punished for some reason.

I'm just a kid who's four
Each day I grow some more
I like exploring
I'm Caillou
So many things to do
Each day is something new
I'll share them with you
I'm Caillou
My world is turning
Changing each day
With mommy and daddy
I'm finding my way!
Growing up is not so tough
'Cept when I've had enough
But there's lots of fun stuff
I'm Caillou
Caillou
Caillou
I'm Caillou
That's me!

by Kapi Fan August 12, 2021

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Caillou is a piss baby little shit whi thinks he can get whatever he wants but he can't why? Because he doesn't deserve hair food or love.

Mom:Caillou just cause you hate your brother for being our new top priority since he's a new born doesn't mean you can hurt him

Caillou:*demon schreeches*

by Ummm idk what to put here March 9, 2021

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The spoiled shit in the TV show; Caillou. He has no hair, not because of a disease like cancer, but because he has AIDS. He has 69 other STDs like Clamitia, and herpes. This is why he is always bitching like a little shit about everything

Stop being such a Caillou, ya fucking piece of shit

by TheKooolKid March 19, 2021

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He is a hore that wants all kid to fall for his trap so he can kill them he’s also a brat that’s bald bc he’s ugly and is to short

Caillou- hya kids

Kids- hya

Caillou- *kills them all*

Caillou-killer

by Yeeyeejuiceman June 13, 2019

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