Cynthias are naturally beautiful human beings (usually blonde) and possess very sweet personalities, but won't take your shit. They are very athletic and dabble in a variety of sports, such as dirt biking, softball and gymnastics. Unfortunately, their talents cause them to be singled out by their coaches, who are bitchy, worthless, jealous pieces of horse shit. In relationships, Cynthias usually wear the pants (leggings with a thong underneath actually) and have their boyfriends coming back for more, even after the relationship is over. Cynthias always have a lot of food, but hate sharing. As a result, they have to fart a lot, and never fail to announce when they do.
Guy 1: Wow, check out that girl's ass; you can't even see the lining of her panties underneath!
Guy 2: Yeah dude that's Cynthia. She is one classy betch.
Guy 2: Yeah dude that's Cynthia. She is one classy betch.
by Mojomofo April 18, 2016
by banaaawnas March 09, 2010
crazy bitch with a big heart. the most amazing friend that any girl could ask for. loyal, hardworking, and beautiful in every aspect. future wifey and baby mama material.
by mifea0309 April 21, 2021
*THERE IS ONLY ONE CYNTHIA STEW*
Get a clue about Cynthia Stew! Shes a nice girl who cares about her mom and friends, sometimes she wets the bed but we all do now and then! jk ! Cynthia Stew usually has a beer backpack, and is neither punk or prep. She has gotten her braces off and is not afraid to show an ultra white smile. Sometimes her and shake it brother will go out and then hate eachother. She is German, and when you have a German friend, you have a friend for life!
Get a clue about Cynthia Stew! Shes a nice girl who cares about her mom and friends, sometimes she wets the bed but we all do now and then! jk ! Cynthia Stew usually has a beer backpack, and is neither punk or prep. She has gotten her braces off and is not afraid to show an ultra white smile. Sometimes her and shake it brother will go out and then hate eachother. She is German, and when you have a German friend, you have a friend for life!
1. Cynthia has my back
2. Cynthia is Gangster Bitch Barbie
3. Cynthia wants to roll with the G-Unit crew
4. Cynthia is a loyal friend to the end!
5. :-*
2. Cynthia is Gangster Bitch Barbie
3. Cynthia wants to roll with the G-Unit crew
4. Cynthia is a loyal friend to the end!
5. :-*
by Bobby Ruoc June 06, 2005
by ny_hoee December 29, 2019
by Gamerkobe August 03, 2020