craptard

One who displays substandard intelligence while simultaneously being "full of crap."

adj: craptarded

My schedual didn't say I was supposed to work today! The manager is such a craptard.

by Pan-Chan November 30, 2003

Criptch

kr-ip-tch: 1. Used to describe something that is cool semi-gangster but not quite "Crip" like the ones from the hood may use.

Derived from the upper class citizens of the Southern Orange County Areas. Criptch is the appropriate equivelant of one being Crip with out actually being a member or even affiliated with the world renown gang syndicate. Typically For white or white washed individuals whom advocate such extravagant and illegal activities but dont actually participate in any real Gang activity.

" Yo dawg. we wuz strait chillin at the pad all weekend. Holdin down the porch n keepin it criptch at my grandmas house "

by Kevin Moore /k-mo March 18, 2008

Craptastic

like fantastic!
only the exact opposite

i like tacos, but not taco bell. taco bell is craptastic!

by JAIM3 October 22, 2006

Craptop

A crappy laptop, usually seen on college campuses when some students were obviously given their parents' old laptops while the parents upgraded.

Wow, did you see Bryan's 2002 IBM craptop?

by gdawson October 28, 2008

Craptop

A laptop that is so shit that when it joins your game it gives all the other players unbelievable amounts of lag...

"Oh fuck, Sams craptop is giving me loads of lag, what a wanker!! Kick him."

by mevs gay November 15, 2009

craptabulous

1. Staggeringly and fancifully lousy.

I will return my craptabulous new computer.

by Hollow are the Ori May 18, 2006

Criptace

A person that carrys you in a game, also used to say he is a good player.

Sometimes even called an orange.

Well done criptace, my friend the orange

by Captaingecoo August 5, 2016