Cranberry Oceanspray 

When a guy eats out a bloody vagina and then spits the blood back out through his two front teeth into the girls mouth. Like a fountain!

Putz loves the feeling of blood rushing through his teeth as he squirts it into his lover's mouth.

Cranberry Oceanspray by Bushman May 13, 2004

Cranberry Almond Crunch 

When you give someone a bowl of rocks and milk and trick them into eating it, so they mouth get all bloody, and they teeth fall out like cranberry almonds.

I have to wear dentures now because Denise served me a cranberry almond crunch.

Cranberry Almond Crunch by Storm Thurmond July 7, 2010

Cranberry Juice 

Alcohol that has been taken from a party by an individual for drinking later on. It is stored in some sort of innocent looking container for safe transport and storage, such as a juice bottle (hence cranberry juice). Usually liquor, it could also be a can or bottle of beer which isn't stored in a different container. The act of taking cranberry juice is often performed by younger drinkers that do not have an alcohol hookup.

Amanda: "Hey do you have any booze?"

Dave: "Ehh not much. Just a little cranberry juice from last weekend."

Cranberry Juice by hambone209 October 2, 2010

cranberry surprise 

N. - Any unexpected blood (usually from a menstrual cycle, but sometimes resulting from sores, ruptured lesions, etc.) that covers, but is not limited to, the phallus of an unsuspecting recipient.

After they both climaxed like never before, he/she was dismayed to find that she/he had left him/her with a cranberry surprise.

cranberry surprise by Socrates the 410th January 24, 2010

Cranberry Lambic

Cranberry flavored urine, served as an alcoholic beverage. Made by Samuel Adams. Comes in holiday pack.

Steve: I bought a holiday pack and got 4 Cranberry Lambics. I now have 6! If anyone wants a beer take one!

Cranberry Lambic by Waldo and Speed dtd December 7, 2006

Cranberry Delight 

The act of forcefully shoving a Cranberry into a women's anus. The next step is for the male to stick his penis in the anus, breaking the Cranberry and resulting in a "cranberryish" penis. The women then sucks on the cranberry tasting penis.

Open wide bitch, here comes a Cranberry Delight!!!

Cranberry Delight by JDizzleman March 21, 2007

cranberry hand pie 

Having sex while the girl is menstruating and finishing with a hand job.

She just kept bleeding, so it turned into a cranberry hand pie.

cranberry hand pie by Karl1234 November 12, 2014