COOKIE monster 

the random guy that always brings cookies to school... and makes u envy the fact he didnt offer u any

"did u se j?" "yeah and he didnt even offer me a cookie" "wat a cookie monster"

COOKIE monster by juvi d July 28, 2008

Cookie Monster 

A Crack Fiend ; referring to the character on Sesame Street who always needing his cookies.

A Cookie Monster / Fiend : A person who is hunched over , always scatchin their hands and elbows , usually have a low complexion , willing to do sexual acts or give food up for a hit of your crack

Cookie Monster by Big_White_La_Flare November 18, 2009

cookie monster 

A monster that lives in every kids closet and force feeds them cookies for 2 hours

my son got fat by the cookie monster

cookie monster by SASUMACH STRAT May 27, 2016

Cookie Monster 

When you put a cookie into your girl's pussy and or booty and eat it out.

I was baking with my babe and she was looking hot so I did a Cookie Monster.

Cookie Monster by BIgBouncingBooty July 4, 2017

cookie monster 

Somebody who engages in performative allyship in order to figuratively earn cookies from marginalized folks and/or other allies.

Given that Tracy is herself white, she looks like a huge cookie monster every time she goes and Facebook an announces how much she's fed up with white people.

cookie monster by PoppyLand February 21, 2018

Cookie Monster 

A blue piece of human garbage that steals all the cookies BEFORE I COULD GET ONE.

Person 1: Did you see cookie monster?
Person 2: I think you mean garbage can
Cookie monster: ( comes in with a knife) DID SOMEONE SAY COOKIE?

Cookie Monster by Wow what a cheese plate January 27, 2019

Cookie Monster 

A person who loves cookies

She is such a cookie monster

Cookie Monster by barbzforbernie6969 May 13, 2020