Construction Cone

An old fashion butt F*&king, with nothing but spit as lube.

Person 1: "I heard his girl likes the construction cone."
Person 2: "Really?! so does Steve"

by Havoker July 15, 2011

Construction Guy

Construction Guy
(Noun) A guy or gal who looks like there working but they are not. usually your boss

Zack: See all those construction guys?
Shane: Those ones not working
Zack: Yeah

by Sneakaround July 11, 2011

Construction buster

When u aggressively fuck someone at a construction site, often done without a condom

Dave: wow, u really did Julia yesterday

Ronald: yeah, it was really a construction buster

by Markfucker May 24, 2019

parallel construction

The government broke its own laws and violated your rights. But fuck you, bro, nothing you can do about it. You going to jail.

Cop: We didn't have reasonable grounds to stop and search.

Prosecutor: Get up to date man! No problem! I'll just use a parallel construction.

by mrdobolino December 7, 2016

The Construction Dump

The act of entering someones house without permission and using the nicest bathroom they have to leave the nastiest and most disgusting shut they'll ever see not flushed and partly not in the bowl. It works perfectly along side the "Iowa atomic corn bomb"

The other day some construction worker used my upstairs bathroom and left what they call "The Construction Dump" allover my toilet. It was filled with corn.

by AM40012 May 25, 2017

postmodernist construct

a meaningless, ridiculous, or counter-factual idea that has been created and promoted by pretentious, logically-challenged people

Intersectionality is a postmodernist construct

by bws92082 November 1, 2017

Construction Bum

The feeling of sandpaper being rubbed repeatably on your taint.
Rash type feeling usually involved in construction workers that is painful to every step you take

Dude: why are you walking like a stick is up your ass
Bob: dude i got the worst case of construction bum going on, its killing me man

by Anthony flotacular October 20, 2008