Carpanions

1) A person or animal that spends a lot of time dedicated to one's goldfish

This is used to describe the relationship between an Emotional Support Goldfish and is devoted owner.

They are not companions, they are carpanions

by Tm3811 March 6, 2017

Communionship

noun. The sharing or exchanging of intimate thoughts and feelings, especially on a mental or spiritual level.

"I really like the communionship I have with the people at Beza."

by Eyuwu January 4, 2022

Companion Animal

An animal that a human keeps as a companion; pet. This phrase is popular among animal rights activists who find the idea of owning a pet to be exploitative.

My neighbor offered to care for my companion animals while I'm out of town next week.

by FilmFanatic August 25, 2013

Temporary Male Companion

How I introduce my boyfriend to other people when I'm pissed at him or when a breakup is inevitable.

Jake: Hey Jeff! Well well well, who do we have here?
Jeff: This is Neil, my temporary male companion.
Neil: Not very nice.

by young jeffrey February 1, 2006

Companion

Recent term for escort, full service sexual services provider.

Twitter won't let me list myself as an escort . So I have to list myself as a companion. If you're traveling and you want to find a sex worker on Twitter, search for #companion and your city.

by Totally Sexxy Nerd February 28, 2019

Companionator

A euphemism for a pimp.

Commonly used my individuals professing to be 'businessmen', whose job it is to "bring the love together'.

Can be applied both literally or as a metaphor for being down on life.

"I'm not a pimp. I consider myself a Companionator. I'm all about bringing the love together."

by Idonothing September 23, 2015

formerly enjoyed companion

The politically correct term for your slut ex girl friend.

I used to bang Megan but now she's just a formerly enjoyed companion.

by Howell June 23, 2007