Potato Cannon

About 20 dollars of PVC and a grill ignitor put together to launch a potato at high speeds in excess of 300 feet. Sounds like a gunshot. Typicly made by bored, immature teenagers, but is incredibly fun to create/play with. If you shoot a potato it'll scare the shit out of everyone within 500 feet of you.

Last friday night some nerdy freshmen made a potato cannon and shot my front door. I then went outside and ran them over in my ford bronco.

by ThE GaMe!!! July 16, 2009

Tadpole Cannon

Your penis when used for ejaculatory puposes. Your tadpoles (sperm) are generally shot from your cannon into the toad hole (vagina). Abbreviated TPC.

Man, I totally fired my Tadpole Cannon in her toad hole.

My Tadpole Cannon kinda burns after all of the toad hole I got this weekend, do you think I have somthing?

I need to reload my tadpole cannon, I am out of ammo after spending the weekend in the swamp.

I need to keep my tadpole cannon holstered.

by Three Chauches October 18, 2006

Cannon Hinnat

Cannon Hinnant was a five-year-old American boy from Wilson, North Carolina. On August 9, 2020, he bicycled onto his next-door neighbor's property. The neighbor, Darius Sessoms, a black 25-year-old man, allegedly shot the boy at point-blank range at 5:30 pm. At the time, Hinnant was playing outside with his two older sisters. He was taken to Wilson Medical Center where he died from his injuries. The motive for the shooting is unknown. Sessoms was arrested within 24 hours and subsequently charged with first-degree murder.

Hinnant's funeral occurred on August 13, 2020. A GoFundMe page created by his family has raised over $690,000.

Did you hear about Cannon Hinnat?
Yeah the uncalled for murder that nobodys talking about?
Yep

by ImRed6000 August 21, 2020

corn cannon

Asshole, anus, you get the point.

I ate a bunch of chili and now I need to fire off the corn cannon.

by Motorhead December 1, 2006

cannon event

An extremely crucial event in one’s life that must happen to learn from it

She was just a cannon event bro

by drxw June 12, 2023

Chunder Cannon

When one is held horizontally above the ground and then 'loaded' with excessive amounts of alcohol before being 'fired' (rocked) backwards and forwards a number of times. If this process does not induce chundering, then the cannon must again be reloaded and the process continued until successful vomiting is induced.

guy 1, "load the cannon"
guy 2, "loading the cannon"
guy 1, "fire the cannon"
guys 3, 4, and 5..., "firing the cannon"

the chunder cannon is then performed by the suspended individual

by thebathchundercannon April 6, 2010

Orbital cannon

Press Button to win

Hey, see that guy on the Orbital cannon ?

1-0

by Iwilleatyourbed January 4, 2021