Candice

Contrary to definitions 1 and 2 of this word, it means nothing of the sort. Clearly the authors of this definition are males who have been scorned by women/transvestites named Candice. But they cannot and should not blame it on Candice, but rather the fact that they are so horny and foul that they will have sex with any female (whether she has a penis or not). Candice is a beautiful, smart and sexy girl with a terrific sense of humor.

Bob: Did you see that new girl in accounting?

Jim: Yeah, she is so smart, funny and beautiful. She is a total Candice.

by Tommy R. September 26, 2007

Candice

1. A conjugal visit for convicted bear assassins.

2. Batwoman's slave.

3. An excruciating technique used by older men to help widen the eye of the penis in which a metal rod is inserted into the urethra on a regular basis.

Dude 1: Wanna hang out tonight dude?
Dude 2: I can't dude, i gotta go candice my prison bitch.

Dude 1: Dude, why doesn't Batwoman clean around the Batcave?
Dude 2: Why would she? She's got a candice.

Dude 1: Dude, i totally just did a candice on my penis. The hole is like an inch wider.
Dude 2: Dude, why do i hang out with you?

by The_Cox November 5, 2009

Candice

Don't ask who's Candice

Joe: Candice died today
Holy Chungus : who's Candice ?

by Depressed_Doggo June 2, 2021

candiced

when you fuck a girl up the ass then make her suck you off.

I candiced that hoe last night.

by mannydaddy November 26, 2007

candice

a girl who enjoys gold digging and playing men to get to the goods

john : i dated this chick.. all she wanted was sex.
chad: major candice, bro. major. you want some soft pretzel?

by teddieee July 14, 2006

Candice

Preston Andrews mommy

Preston Andrews loves his candice

by Lobolineman75 May 9, 2016

Candice

A Cannibal

I ate someone yetserday.

YOUR A Candice?

by George Lopez in da hiz house June 29, 2008