cunt believe its not butter

Salty and slippery

This is the first time for me , but damn I cunt believe its not butter.

by Geo P June 24, 2021

Apple is better because its apple

"apple is better because its apple" is often said by people who refuse to give any other phone brand a chance because its not apple. Sometimes this is false as with Samsung phones which have better UI and more customization options for a cheaper price. The myth that androids have bad cameras stems from the fact that android system UI is easier to make so the crappy no name phone brands use it and have bad cameras. so this is a false myth.

Chad: APPLE IS BETTER BECAUSE ITS APPLE!
Cameron:But it's not for several reasons.
Chad: IF YOU'RE POOR JUST SAY THAT!

by Leviathanboi14 June 11, 2021

Butterito

Pronounced: Butter-e-toe

1. A high-class, well wrapped and made, 5 star burrito.

"Man, this burrito deserves to be called a BUTTERITO! look at that fold!"

by Clint P. September 29, 2008

Butteritus

A disease which causes the sufferer to sit on the couch all day and eat buttery foods. Butteritus sufferers are usually overweight and lazy, and make any excuse possible not to partake in physical activity. Closely related to acute Cheeto hand syndrome (ACHS.)

I'd go walk the bridge today, but my butteritus is acting up.

by DodgerBaby April 13, 2014

Butterito

Pronounced: Butter-e-toe

A high-class, well folded and made, 5 star burrito.

"Man, this burrito deserves to be called a BUTTERITO!"

by Clint Pe. September 30, 2008

butteritis

When your body becomes filled with butter instead of blood. And when you bake yourself you become a whole biscuit.

Woah do you see Billy over there I heard he has butteritis.

by Blackbutter February 19, 2019

Better than pussy itself

Mostly used when referring to something that supersedes the level pussy can offer. often meant as a joke and not mean to be taken literal.

mmm...... this tastes soo fucking good, I swear to God, better than pussy itself .

by Phd in Sexology May 4, 2021