buttface

a horrible ailment of which the sufferer has an ass for a face.
instead of talking, they emit large amounts of methane gas from slitted pores located beneath their inverted nostrils. This is a painful process for both them, and the surrounding people.

Person 1: "Hey, I heard Nick was a buttface, that's pretty funny"
Person 2: "It's actually a serious condition that is not a laughing matter. Too soon."

by Kackling December 28, 2009

Buttfacebook

An idea for a new web site

Someone should create the sister site to Facebook for those of us with the extreme sense of humor & call it Buttfacebook

by tammalyn August 14, 2010

bunifas

A group of loud black women.

(derived from MAD TV's Bunifa Latifah Halifah Sharifa Jackson)

"Loud black woman (talks)
Mother (to son): Watch out for those Bunifas.
Son: I will."

The end... epic yes ;D

by Confirmed Dead 815 February 5, 2008

buttfake

(v) To pull a practical joke on someone.

We buttfaked that dude by putting a dead skunk in his car.

by Jackel in El Centro April 25, 2006

Butiful

Very ugly

Some humans are very butiful

by Spilled tea October 24, 2020

Buifelbufids

An interjection used when one is at a loss for words due to the sheer awkwardness of a particular situation.

"So then I rubbed whipped cream all over her face and called her my sweetie-pie!"
"Buifelbufids."

by Piscator February 18, 2009

Butikofer

Often associated with the term Chocolate bear, this type of person is generally athletic with extremely large latissius dorsi. They were often the leaders of rebellions against the Roman Empire; often unsuccessful due to the fact that all the soldiers were jealous of their leader's athletic ability. The dominant genetics, according to Cambridge studies, is associated with their large flashy teeth and ferocity. Sometimes with slightly misunderstood homosexual tendencies. The males of this gene pool often fall hopelessly in love with a single woman who will eventually tear their hearts out and sacrifice them to the Gods. Modern Day versions of this ancient warrior are those who accomplish extreme feats of strength while often brushing their teeth at the same time. Changes wrought into their now imperfect gene pool has rendered them below their average seven foot height.

Person 1: "Man you're such an Butikofer."
Person 2: "An ancient Butikofer or a new Butikofer?"
Person 1: "A new Butikofer."
Person 2: "You're a tool."

by Scrubsmania September 25, 2013