Bumhole Cactus

Variety of cactus, almost certain to cause immense pain upon any interaction. Visual contact or distant sound from a Bumhole Cactus can trigger immediate physical response. Pain triggers particular in the sphincter region, sexual organs may recede. Prolonged exposure will result in questioning reasons for living.

First day and the Bumhole Cactus was asking for new shit.

by The Real Talkie Toaster February 9, 2021

Bumhole boogey

doing a girl in the bum and dancing at the same time

"bumhole boogey", anal whilst doing the macarena

by Snakey Baby September 5, 2011

Bumhole cake

The act of sucking cake mixture from ones anus with a side of cream.

“Crutchley had some amazing bumhole cake last night”

by HeyGuysitsNicole69 May 22, 2019

bumhole pine

When you stick a pine leaf into your japseye

Have you used the new bumhole pine treatment

by Bumhole pine December 3, 2016

Bumhole Pie

Fingering someone's bottom-hole.

I gave that bird some right good bumhole pie last night.

by kanu_x June 19, 2008

Slurpy Bumhole

When ur dad puts it inside u without consent and u have to use a plunger to free urself from the anal pain

Omg dad that really hurt , now I’m gonna have to do a slurpy bumhole

by Hazzarooney June 19, 2021

Chapped bumhole

Dry, flakey and sore anal cavity.

Ive just taken a shit and it hurt like fuck! I need a shower now ive got chapped bumhole on a never before seen basis!

by Kingsman84 April 29, 2016