buffing

The point where you realize that you live in New Zealand and your Porn is never going to load.

There's nothing more of a turn off than seeing the word buffing before you finish

by icewolf511 July 25, 2012

Ladarius Bufkin

A sexy black beast that will make your pussy leak

Ladarius bufkin can make me wet all over

by Purpluv May 5, 2021

Buffling

A contraction of the words "Business" and Waffling." def: To incessantly use office jargon, such as 'thinking outside the box', in a non-work setting.

Stop Buffling Tom, we are not all singing from the same hymn sheet in the pub!

by M_D_o_0 December 16, 2008

Buffing The Finger

Rather than just "flicking the finger" at someone, Buffing The Finger involves the individual making an all too ostentatious and elaborate show of buffing up or polishing their middle finger finger nail; this in itself should be seen as part of the overall gesture. Given that the gesture itself is elaborate, it would do no harm to embellish the overall presentation of the digit with a quip such as "I made this for you... can you see your face in it?".

I saw she was buffing the finger at me so I polished up my retort...!

by Vengeful Spirit December 15, 2011

Buffing the chimp

The art of male masturbation once you mature enough to realize its cheaper to keep her and you resort to a regular schedule of buffing the chimp instead of chasing strange tail .

Lou took a half a day again today, I bet he's home buffing the chimp.

by Slump Daddy January 24, 2014

Bufkin

When you put your penis on someone face cheek and rub it in a circular motion and buff in your semen on there face

She poured bleach in my gas tank so I gave her a bufkin

by Thebufkinmaker86 July 27, 2023

Buffinni

Adj: Italian origin: A skinny buff nigga. Got tired of being told "Hit the Weights" nigga.

"Ay guuuuurl... u seened Scoota the ova day?" mhhhhmmm he was all sexy and Buffinni.

by Buffinni May 2, 2011