Bryson

To Bryson - Bri-son - To be bothered by the unwanted, unwelcome presence of another individual, especially with tendencies toward joining you and other parties bringing absolutely nothing of significance to the present conversation.

Dude, earlier, while we were talking about that bodacious babe, Brian Jarret came over and totally Brysoned us. I completely lost my train of thought due to his asinine bullshit.

by Pushin 50's Chick July 25, 2007

Bryson

Usually a gay guy with an extremely small chode. and an extreme ass to girls.

Your penis is a real Bryson.

by dtoney123 February 19, 2015

Bryson

Noun: An idiot who blows things out of proportion. Pathetically needy, but pushes people away at the same time. A giant ticking emotional time-bomb.

"He said he dint want to go, but now he's texting me?! He is such a Bryson.!"

by Thaysksthat ranRTARRESKL;FKL;S October 23, 2016

Bryson

UGLY

Bryson is a ugly

by OOOFER12345678 October 23, 2019

Bryson

A typical, short winded male who says very little and what he does say is usually not exactly the truth. His attempts at working or doing something constructive is virtually non-existent. Lazy to the core, but does love unconditionally. Loves to receive rather than give. He does try to make up for his lack of endowment by having a good sense of humor.

Hey guys, here comes Bryson. He must have just got out of bed.

by Oakenshield44 September 2, 2019

Bryson

Usually tall, and ugly. Atempts sports, but usually sits at home chatting on cyberspace. Very annoying, talks to much, and trys to be persuasive.
tall ugly computers

I wish Bryson would shut the fuck up!
I will never date that Bryson.

by soccergirl23 August 18, 2006

Bryson

An outrageously lightweight, hen-pecked or effeminate individual. One who cannot handle ones drink/drugs and falls asleep easily. A person who is incapable of holding their own in a verbal battle of wits.

(opposite; macho)

He's not coming out clubbing tonight - he's doing a Bryson and staying in with the wife.

Look at the state of him. He's had 2 white wine spritzers and he's come over all Bryson.

Kiss my butt?? Is that all you have to say, you Bryson!?

by James Smith December 15, 2003