Broner

Is a term used to describe a situation where two guys get shitfaced, pass out in the same bed, and at some point end up spooning, and upon waking up realize the big spoon has a boner and it’s poking his bro.

I was talking to Austin this morning and apparently he and Otto had quite a night. Apparently, they got completely fucking hammered, passed out, spooned, which Austin was the little spoon, and woke up to Otto having a Broner. I said what the fuck is a Broner, and Austin said it’s when your bro gets a boner and the throbbing member ends up touching you in some capacity. Hopefully they don’t strike up a Bunghole Bromance.

by Tee Cee Deez March 18, 2020

Lady Broner

When a girl has a crush on and/or wants to bone her male friend ("bro"). Often, the girl is considered "one of the guys" and is deeply rooted in the friend zone. Lady broners are usually unsatisfying and may result in late nights alone, self-loathing, and bitterness.

Girl 1: It's great that you and Herp are such good friends.

Girl 2: Yeah, except for the fact that I have a massive lady broner for him.

Girl 1: You are fucked.

by oogenshnagen May 24, 2012

brofriend

Two men who share special bond. The relationship between best friends and brothers. Men with such relationships usually spend an unlimited time together sharing many inside jokes and reflections on past events shared. In order to obtain such a relationship to be titled as "brofriends" both men involved must already surpass the titled of "best friends" to the point where its common to be referred to as brothers.

Being brofriends does not include any romantic implications.

"Did you hear Derek say anything bad about Sean?"
"Of course not, they're brofriends. They're tighter than a dolphins butt"

by Grégoire de Fronsac March 29, 2010

brocery shopping

what happens when bros go grocery shopping, usually for items relating to cheap nutrition or getting drunk.

"hey man, i'm out of natty ice and dollar pizzas. we need to go brocery shopping!"

by H&N Industries July 23, 2009

broker

Someone who invests your money until it's all gone ...

My aunt inherited some green, but her gutter-dwellin' broker used it all up for Bimmer payments ...

by Area Fifty One September 4, 2008

Broforce

To bump fists with a True Bro to show agreement or approval on a particular subject.

First established in vgcats.

Guy 1:I LOVE HALO!
Guy 2:Dude...Righteous.
Guy 1 and 2: BROFORCE.

by Gammagooey January 28, 2010

Broverdose

When one overindulges in an atmosphere of bro-ness resulting in a bro-D. Excessive amounts or combinations of Jack Johnson, hand-rolled joints, game cube, backwards mesh hats and any article of Abercrombie clothing commonly results with bro-Ding. General cures for a broverdose include country or rap music, expressing individuality and women.

Rich-"Bro I'm so blazed right now, put on that Dave Matthews C.D. it's so chill."
Jim-"I gotta get the fuck out of here or I'm gonna broverdose"

by Mick the ripper March 2, 2009