Brojob

When a closeted gay/bi male wants his male friend to give him a blowjob, so he says that it’s just to treat his blue balls to cover the fact that they are secretly attracted to each other.

Guy 1: ma bloo balls are so bad man, giv me a blowjob
Guy 2: but ma man that’s for gay are yooo gay?
Guy 1: itz brojob, itz knot gay.

Guy 2: I thought you only liek it wen gurls do it.
Guy 2: a brojob iz a brojob

by Jorfed June 15, 2018

brojob

Like a bro-down, but a little different...

After they were pregaming for a little bit, Ramin gave Jeff a brojob on the ride out to the bars.

by kJaggy April 11, 2009

brojob

When you're chillin with yo bromies, ya know, doin some jobs

shovelin snow, breakin shit - doin some brojobs

by herr dokter February 10, 2009

Brojob

The act of one heterosexual male building up the confidence and self esteem of one of his male friends (bro) by telling him he is a great person. Coined by wealthy gadabout and Texas Gentleman Andrew Howard Feige.

My boys gave me a brojob when my girlfriend dumped me, telling me that I am so money and I can have any girl I want because I take care of business.

by Norman J. Dubowitz October 23, 2009

Brojob

Tongue punching your bros fart box but it isn’t homo

Steel: naru let me hit you with a brojob my homie

by GuildWarsOfficial January 3, 2019

Brojob

A favor done for and by a bro.

Can I give you a brojob? Do my laundry; kthxbai.

by ROFLC0P7ER April 29, 2009

Brojob

When your STi or EVO gets a tune that is less then worthwhile.
A term generally used when refering to a certain eastcoast tuner whom can't stop using the word "bro".

Dude your "flash" is knocking, who the hell tuned this? Sounds to me like you got a brojob. Better save up for a new motor on your Buscher Racing stage 1 STi.

by TunersWhoCanSpeakEnglishAssociation August 9, 2007