broccoli head 

broccoli heads are guys, usually in highschool, they are a form of local

trademark broccoli features include:

-undercut with curly hair, resembling a broccoli stalk
-almost exclusively wearing the colors red, black and white
-smokes weed, skips class
-sags pants
-jordans and af1s
-loves the brand true religion

-posts screenshots of rappers with vague borderline sadboy quotes on their snap story
-obsessed with trying to be hypermasculine

“ohgodohfuck look, a patch if broccoli heads, i gotta get out of here before they try to sell me a crusty dab pen.”

broccoli head by iyatowa April 3, 2019

Broccoli Crew 

The Broccoli Crew (BrC), is a clan on PlayStation Network that is famous for playing the game Fat Princess. Two tournaments were held in 2009 and 2010 to determine which clan was the "Champion". BrC won both Battle of The Clans tournaments.

"You guys look like Broccoli Crew running away with that princess."

Broccoli Crew by terriblemajesty December 6, 2011

Broccoli Boy 

An over obsessed fan boy of all might, got to obsessed and consumed his idol. Now he has his powers and goes to school and acts like that did not happen.

Person 1: who tf is broccoli boy?

Person 2: Broccoli boy took the name he was bullied with and made that his hero name. His hero name now means useless person.

Broccoli Boy by Galaxy Terror February 15, 2021

Broccoli Cheddar 

Good weed; danks; chronic.
As opposed to "broccoli," meaning mids/regs

Person 1 walks through the door.
Person 2: "What is that wonderful aroma?"
Person 1: "I just picked up some of that broccoli cheddar."
Person 2: "Nice, I've been smoking broccoli all day and I have a huge headache."
Person 1: "One hit of this broccoli cheddar and you will feel great."

Broccoli Cheddar by Jo$eph September 23, 2010

broccoli headed fuck

Typically coming from the zoomer generation, a broccoli headed fuck is a type of zoomer who’s haircut resembles the top of a stalk of broccoli. Broccoli headed fucks typically travel in packs which can be easily seen from afar due to:

The cloud of vape smoke the emit as they all suck each others Juules

Screaming their zoomer catch phrases that have somehow become the cool thing to say despite being more retarded than 1000 years of incest such as straight bussin, on god, no cap, that’s mid, fire or lit, dead ass, cheugy, GYAT, ONG, sneaky link, vibe check, or sus

Filming TikToks in public spaces while being a massive inconvenience to non broccoli headed fucks such as in gyms, hallways, at the top/bottom of a set of stairs, or in the street.

All wearing red, white, or black outfits from True Religion or Supreme.

Blasting shitty mumble rap that is basically sexually assaulting everyone’s ears

I was trying to go to the gym earlier but my gym has a pandemic of broccoli headed fucks filming themselves dancing to mumble rap everywhere.

broccoli headed fuck by Sugg Madic June 28, 2023

Broccoli Steam Pouch 

The act of placing hot, sweaty, hairy, testicles on the forehead of an unwilling participant.

I was playing dodgeball all day outside in the hot sun and then I gave my girlfriend a Broccoli Steam Pouch.

Broccoli Steam Pouch by Dirk L January 9, 2009

Broccoli Boi

Green haired main character of BNHA that always ends up with broken bones and gets bullied by Boom boom boi.

"Oh no Broccoli Boi broke all of his bones again-"

Broccoli Boi by Gay_anime.rat March 11, 2021