Braeden Bowman

Braeden Bowman, from latin words Braedothical Bowmanship, derives from a short man who disappoints his wife sexually due to his girth size.

I know I’m short, but I aint no Braeden Bowman

by boomboom6969 April 26, 2024

crusty the bowman

a crusty man that KIYUPS and IS LOQUACIOUS

"man did you see that man? what a crusty the bowman"

by williamnilliam June 2, 2018

Donny bowman

To be kirbys stepson

He is a donny bowman

by Kirbturd October 16, 2023

Austin Bowman

A kid at Kern valley high school who likes kicking sheep’s in the face for attention.

Man I really want to pull and Austin bowman right now!

by AnalBeadsInMyButt March 14, 2019

Mr. Bowman

Is top G and if reads this should give his entire class donuts. And dating advice for Nathan. Also more dreadlock pics, we need insiders on the life of Parker Bowman.

Mr. Bowman wears his shirt with his face on it all the time because he real cool. Also Katie Varga.

by someonesgay January 8, 2024

Bethune Bowman

A place where people believe bullshit without any proof. A place where you can get your dick sucked in class under your desk. A place where the teachers are pedophiles. A place where if u ware the same shoes 2 years in a row your considered poor. A place where you get into a fight over a video game. A place where hoes think they can get away with shit but try to lie their way out of it when they get caught.

I’m glad i don’t have to go to Bethune Bowman any more

by notactuallyhim July 14, 2019

Bowman Box

A coffin made out of cardboard. Usually associated with a low-rent existence.

“So, sir… What will it be? Would you like the mahogany casket with inlaid…
FUCK that. He was a joke. Just put him in a Bowman Box, and float him down the river.”

by A. Davis Rules April 11, 2025