Lachlan Bourne

short and bony

"That Lachlan bourne dude is pretty hot"
"No, you're thinking of Matt Damon as Jason Bourne, Lachlan bourne is short, bony and needs a haircut"
"Ohh I know who you mean he is pretty short and bony, aye"
"yessir"

by krausslad November 3, 2020

JR Bourne

The unofficial husband of Ian Bohen, they’re both daddies. JR has a cute laugh.
Not sure who’s the top and who’s the bottom.
They’re just so gay together 😫

“JR Bourne is hot”

by renee hiddleston 🙈 May 16, 2021

Dirty Bourne

Going to work with diarrhoea and while your co-workers are changing the bottom deck on a mining screen you stand on the top deck and shit through both sceens creating a cascading waterfall of hot brown rain covering your work mates.

Yeah dude, he did a Dirty Bourne and fucking soaked those guys in shit haha

by Quarry boss June 20, 2022

Jason Bourne

A fictional crime dude that kills random people and spawned a meme.

"Jesus Christ! Thats Jason Bourne!" Quote from the movie: Jason Bourne.

by Windoge April 6, 2017

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025

Bourne Criteria

Noun: All the things that went wrong in a round of golf.

I had so much Bourne Criteria that my round couldn't have been any good.

by Gordy W. November 19, 2023

Bourne you

VERB to engage in combat with a person or persons in the fashion of Jason Bourne in the Bourne trilogy of films; with use of very agile, very close quarters hand to hand techniques and many improvised weapons all at a very high speed to no music. Both attackers recieve many blows and breath heavily or grunt throughout

"Keep talking and I'm gonna Bourne you"
"I'm about to Bourne you up"
"You just got Bourned"

by yourverysilly February 4, 2010