Poodle bluffing is attempting to intimidate someone who outclasses the poodle bluffer in a very obvious way. Think Pee-Wee Herman challenging Carrot Top to a fist fight.
Toy poodles are angry and bitter little creatures. Perhaps they feel slighted by the evolutionary process having taken away their natural survival skills in exchange for poofy hair and the ability to dig holes. Generation after generation of inbreeding created this feisty little abomination, lending itself to retarded behavior like poodle bluffing.
Toy poodles are angry and bitter little creatures. Perhaps they feel slighted by the evolutionary process having taken away their natural survival skills in exchange for poofy hair and the ability to dig holes. Generation after generation of inbreeding created this feisty little abomination, lending itself to retarded behavior like poodle bluffing.
Guy 1: When I asked if he was gay, Tom insisted on his heterosexuality and showed me his Rolodex full of call girls.
Guy 2: He's just poodle bluffing, everyone knows that Tom is a peter puffer.
Guy 2: He's just poodle bluffing, everyone knows that Tom is a peter puffer.
by THIS-guy-!!!! July 9, 2010
Get the poodle bluffing mug.As we drove through Manhattan, en-route to "Park-n-blow",
I noticed, in the car to my right, there was a whore buffing the helmet of the driver.
I noticed, in the car to my right, there was a whore buffing the helmet of the driver.
by mavros May 1, 2006
Get the buffing the helmet mug.Related Words
susan:wow billy.. that was the best bauffing i have ever had..
billy: yeah.. we should always be bauffing..
billy: yeah.. we should always be bauffing..
by TJ F. McFave May 12, 2003
Get the bauffing mug.A slang term used by players of the popular MMORPG Video game "World of Warcraft" to describe the action of physical stimulation of the penis.
by Snarkycat w/ a spiffy hat July 24, 2011
Get the Buffing a mage mug.a female with male parts aka a huge weeny (some are known to have extremely small weenies)
these females like to show their weenies to everyone.
these females like to show their weenies to everyone.
1: "are you a buffington?"
2: "yes."
1: "small or big?"
2: "small."
1: "ok, let me get my telescope."
2: "let's do this!"
2: "yes."
1: "small or big?"
2: "small."
1: "ok, let me get my telescope."
2: "let's do this!"
by cholololol September 23, 2009
Get the buffington mug.A drink (most often 32 oz.) popularized at the gas station/convenience store franchise, Quik Trip. The drink is 2/3 orange cream slushie and 1/3 Dr. Peppper. The actual ratio varies. A hoss Bluffington is the drink of the 44 oz. size or the 52 oz. size. The Bluffington was first made on a fateful night by the Sheriff; the name was developed by a russian madman, the Czar. It is enjoyed by all.
by Murrell October 8, 2005
Get the bluffington mug.Often people will buff the beaver when playing tennis or enjoying a glass of kool-aid.
In the Gianni region of Mickleover buffing the beaver often refers to the process of ritualistic sado-masachism with real beavers, and the other sort also.
In the Gianni region of Mickleover buffing the beaver often refers to the process of ritualistic sado-masachism with real beavers, and the other sort also.
I'm not going to work today, I was totally buffing the beaver last night and now my sinks blocked.
And no, not that sink.
And no, not that sink.
by BeaverBuffer001101 February 14, 2009
Get the Buffing The Beaver mug.