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Boris Johnson 

An absolute god. Most worshipped man in the UK and Nigel Farage's future Boxing opponent.
Has a unique skill set including:
Boxing
Basketball
Rugby
Favourite activity: Shoulder barging/Rugby tackling children.
Leaders such as Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un will all fall to this man.
OMG, that guy isn't a Chad, he's more than a Chad, He's a Boris Johnson!!!
Boris Johnson by BIGMAC JR JR February 12, 2023
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Boris Johnson 

He's a fucking cunt.
Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt, a fucking cunt, a fucking cunt
Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt, yes he's a fucking cunt, yes he's a fucking cunt!

Boris Johnson'd 

Adjective:
To fuck up so badly, causing mass confusion that will last for years to come.
Having no idea what you are doing, but saying it with a half confidence and a jokey way in the hope people believe you.
Ensuring blame is always pointed at everyone else except you. This is best achieved through passive racial slurs and praying on fear of immigration.

Not having any morals and being able to lie like an acrobat even when the inter is full of videos of you saying what you are denying.
No giving a fuck about anyone or anything but you own self image, and ensuring there is dodgy cash lining you pockets.
Examples:
'Gary you have really Boris Johnson'd that right up!'

Or
'Karen what the hell has happened?'
Karen - 'I've done a Boris Johnson'

Boris Johnson Defence 

when someone slams the tory government, they bring up Labour's faults despite not being in power since 2010
I can't think of an argument so I'll use the Boris Johnson defence

Borris Johnson 

Borris Johnson by exleyyyy June 5, 2020

Borris Johnson 

A very lonely man who likes to spend hours making his hair perfect.

borisjohnsoning 

verb acting like an idiot to seem more likeable.
I was so nervous at the party, I just started borisjohnsoning. #regret