I. Fat that predominantly men obsess over. Even the fat-shaming ones fantasize over them and are strongly in denial about it.
II. The first thing dudes inspect in chicks most of the time.
III. Are usually fake but sadly most fail to acknowledge.
IV. Something you can truly achieve from squats.
V. Something that is so fucking overrated in society it becomes unbearable at times.
II. The first thing dudes inspect in chicks most of the time.
III. Are usually fake but sadly most fail to acknowledge.
IV. Something you can truly achieve from squats.
V. Something that is so fucking overrated in society it becomes unbearable at times.
Assmonkey: Lemme hit up dat booty doe
Me: Get the fuck out, nerd.
Bimbo Chick Next to Me: *Winks at assmonkey and jiggles her saggy ass in yoga pants*
Me: Get the fuck out, nerd.
Bimbo Chick Next to Me: *Winks at assmonkey and jiggles her saggy ass in yoga pants*
by Innocently Wise October 10, 2016
Get the Bootymug. by say..whaat? August 1, 2005
Get the Bootymug. 
A large man living in southern England who likes to wear wifebeaters and drink stella. They genereally have REALLLY low voices.
Man: "Oi babe, Giv' us peanut butter on a brick for brecky would ya. Noiec one. I'm off to drink stella huhuhuhu *chap chap*"
Boy: "......... Woaaah he was booty as fuck"
Boy: "......... Woaaah he was booty as fuck"
by Shpikell November 6, 2009
Get the Bootymug. A word usually associated with Timmy. It means to be a Booty. The act of booty-ing. When the Timmy frustrates you, you call him Booty. Or simply, it is his name. Timmy=Booty. And I love the Booty. It is now dictionary official.
by The Ultimate Kink Master. October 20, 2011
Get the Bootymug. by Capncool April 5, 2010
Get the Bootymug. by call me grl November 20, 2004
Get the Bootymug.