Retail Salesperson with an uncanny ability to sale shit that always seems to be returned within 24 hours.
Symptoms of this type of salesperson vary, and may include, but are not limited to: store making $35000 worth of sales by noon but only actually being scored as having $15000 worth, the line at customer service being three times as long as the line any department on the sales floor, and the registers at Customer Service running out of change hours before the registers at any of the front registers.
Symptoms of this type of salesperson vary, and may include, but are not limited to: store making $35000 worth of sales by noon but only actually being scored as having $15000 worth, the line at customer service being three times as long as the line any department on the sales floor, and the registers at Customer Service running out of change hours before the registers at any of the front registers.
Manager #1: "DAMMIT! THAT PHIL IS AT IT AGAIN!!!
Salesperson#1: "What?!"
Manager#1: "PHIL! He's managed another $1500 boomerang!"
Salesperson#1: "What?!"
Manager#1: "PHIL! He's managed another $1500 boomerang!"
by THE D.C.I. August 9, 2010
Get the boomerang mug.Australian for milf or cougar, originated due to the terms milf and cougar being too North American and tame and not having an equivalent Australian slang term
Justin: Yo JD, you still tappin that fine ass milf?
JD: Aw hellz yeah! That Mrs. Frisky Dingo McKoalatits is such a boomerang, SHE KEEPS COMING BACK FOR MORE!
*high fives*
JD: Aw hellz yeah! That Mrs. Frisky Dingo McKoalatits is such a boomerang, SHE KEEPS COMING BACK FOR MORE!
*high fives*
by bombsaucejigga December 24, 2009
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'did you call her a boomerang chucker afterwards?'
'did you call her a boomerang chucker afterwards?'
by Lord Wilk May 21, 2008
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Doctor: Oh! do not worry you have what we call a Boomerdong
Doctor: Oh! do not worry you have what we call a Boomerdong
by you are not a jedi yet September 10, 2006
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See also friends with benefits and booty call
See also friends with benefits and booty call
Pete: "Last night Haki came over to my room for some pillow talk..."
Rico: "Again?"
Pete: "I know! I thought I got rid of her last time when I slept with her best friend!"
Rico: "Looks like you got a boomerbang on your hands."
Pete: "I'm not complaining."
Rico: "Again?"
Pete: "I know! I thought I got rid of her last time when I slept with her best friend!"
Rico: "Looks like you got a boomerbang on your hands."
Pete: "I'm not complaining."
by Nullpersona January 3, 2008
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