booger

that thingy thats hanging outta your nose

ewww pick it nowwwww!!!

by abbieann June 03, 2005

booger

An exceptionally ugly female.

That brawd right there is a booger.

by I Am Who I Am May 28, 2005

Boogers

A girlfriend who is a bit too keen, usually demonstrated through turning up unannounced, calling too often or discussing marriage too early in a relationship.

Derived from erstwhile West Ham footballer "Mad Marco Boogers".

I started seeing this new bird but i think she is a bit Boogers.

by the_badger July 02, 2009

Booger

Booger has many meanings but in this case it is refers to a “pick me pick me” female. A female simp, defending or overlooking toxic male behavior in hopes of being chosen by said male. Or a go along type of girl to be seen as “not like other girls.”

Please also see “pick me girl.”

Imma start calling you “booger” since you want to be picked so goddamn bad.

by missmewiththebullshit February 03, 2021

booger

Nose hairs, called cilia help to block out germs from entering the body through the nose. The germs stick to the cilia and form things called boogers. So whatever you do, do not eat your boogers, or you will get the germs!

Thank god for boogers!

by Annonymous Rhonchaus January 31, 2003

Booger

A poorly rolled blunt.

She tried to roll the blunt in the car but due to bumps it turned out to be a booger.

by Jordan November 25, 2003

boogers

1. An exclamation like lol or rofl that means something is so funny that when you hear it while drinking, say, diet coke, a little comes up through your nose.
2. An exclamation that can take the place of haha damn fuck get out!, snap 'I can't believe that just happened' or 'you are so busted'.
3. An expression of sympathy

1. xx: my friend got pulled over and called the cop a buttpirate.
yy: BOOGERS!
2. Boogers! We're out of beer!
Boogers! I just got busted for getting my mac on with another guy!
3. xx: I am completely, irrationally in love with (insert celebrety name here)
yy: boogers
Also: Boooooooogers! and Floogers (Fucking Boogers.... see fugly

by witchoo September 08, 2005