Bock

A megalomanic of low skill or competence who has just enough power or authority to make one's life miserable. A Bock can usually be appeased with fawning or flattery.
See also: Tinpot Dictator

Man! That new systems intern is a real Bock!

by Steve June 9, 2003

Clack Bock

A neat way of saying black cock in public

Hey Billium I like "clack bock"!

by Yeetus529 January 31, 2017

bock

Bock comes from the latin word charbockous. The german work bock is dervived from the word charbockous which means annoying homosexual.

"Yo man u get a good look at that guy he was the biggest bock I've ever seen."

by Dubbs July 10, 2004

bocked up

To mess up, bodge, render unusable or otherwise screw up something. From the German "verbocken".

I'd just cleaned my kitchen and now it's totally bocked up. You left the lights turned on and now by battery is bocked.

by biggus-D January 14, 2016

Chocolate Bock

The most horrific, terrible, and satanic-tasting beer ever made. Brewed by Samuel Adams, this beer is one of the most disgusting and nauseating drinks known to mankind. Chilled or room temperature, you can always count on Chocolate Bock to help you lose your appetite. The only people who enjoy this beer are sphincter-licking, salad tossing idiots who have no tastebuds left on their tongues. Why a company that has brewed so many delicious tasting beers would create such a tear-jerking and disappointing nightmare is beyond me. I've known sober children in Africa who have spit this beer out of their mouths. Sarah McLachlan should create a television commercial for people who have tasted this beer, those who have mouths that will be forever scarred.

Nelson: "Hey Craig, have you tried the Chocolate Bock beer by Samuel Adams? I just took a sip."
Craig: "Chocolate Bock gave my grandfather a stroke, and raped my mother. Not a big fan."
(Nelson proceeds to throw up his own intestines)

by ChocolateBockVictimsAnonymous March 1, 2014

Nack Bock

Mocking Asians about how asians say "Snack box"

Can be used as a term to describe someone who likes to eat chiniese food a lot

Example 1)
Guy: "I'd like a portion of sweet and sour pork"
Asian at till: "we need a 2 dollar nack bock fow dees man who wanting pork"

Example 2)
Trents always at the takeaways.
He's a Nack Bock

by a magical elf who else April 2, 2009

bock

A penis with a nipple at the end (like on a boob).

"Hey, Suzie!"
"Hey, Johnny!"
"Want to jack off my bock?"
"OK!"
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
"Mmmmm"
"Damn, I don't know if it's milk or cum!!!!111 I'll drink it to find out then!"

by Mr. Bock Man (RC) February 19, 2005