When you are a man and you have sex and a few hours later you have to pee bit the crusty jizz is blockng the way causing a sharp pain.
"Damn man I forgot to clean things off after I banged Sheila last night. Thought I peed glass for second."
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"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."
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"Dave pulled his blue veined junket gun from it's fleshy holster and squeezed off half a pint of baby batter over Marcia's tits"
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Mindy is such a cock-tease. I went out with her last night and came home with a swaybacked blue veined throbber
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