An erect penis that is about to explode.
by Phil Aschio July 28, 2022

The dick cheese found by the giver of a hand or blow job
on a man's erect penis immediately before the act is performed
Most commonly found on uncircumcised penis'
on a man's erect penis immediately before the act is performed
Most commonly found on uncircumcised penis'
Example 1:Steve, *realising Bob has found his blue vein cheese* :Oh shit... im just gonna wash of the blue vein cheese if thats ok with you
Bob: No no, leave it. I like a little frosting on top..
Example 2: Linda: OMG! I aint touchin you unless you wash off that Blue Vein Cheese!
Greg: Oh...Alright..
Bob: No no, leave it. I like a little frosting on top..
Example 2: Linda: OMG! I aint touchin you unless you wash off that Blue Vein Cheese!
Greg: Oh...Alright..
by Quack-Mac August 23, 2010

British and Commonwealth, esp. Antipodes
an erect penis with azure veining and jerry's helmet locked and loaded and about to deliver a large quantity of love custard over a young lady's tits or other suitable target.
an erect penis with azure veining and jerry's helmet locked and loaded and about to deliver a large quantity of love custard over a young lady's tits or other suitable target.
"Dave pulled his blue veined junket gun from it's fleshy holster and squeezed off half a pint of baby batter over Marcia's tits"
by The Curmudgeonly Scribbler June 20, 2018

by Redogg September 13, 2009

by Beetle!!! March 27, 2022

Male masturbation :
To have a Wank - a Toss - to Jerk Off - Do the Five Knuckle Shuffle - Bashing the Bishop, etc.
To have a Wank - a Toss - to Jerk Off - Do the Five Knuckle Shuffle - Bashing the Bishop, etc.
by Boocher October 23, 2010
