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Half-blowtorch

To suck one off.

I half-blowtorch’d my boyfriend last night. He’s gonna be wildin’ at work today.

by BigC123Bum October 24, 2025

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Mississippi blowtorch

When a girl puts hot sauce in her mouth and spits it into the males semen and blends it up

A mississippi blowtorch right now would be refreshing

by Regginhaterr October 27, 2025

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Kansas Blowtorch

The act of pouring gasoline in your ass and shitting over a lit flame

I was bored so I did a Kansas blowtorch

by 3mkk January 20, 2026

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Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch

Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.

Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.

by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016

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