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blenderxcore

describing scene kids with the haircuts that resemble being cut by a blender. marked by choppy, messy, short layers at the top and back of the head. also styled with large amounts of gel to make the layers more noticeable and sticking in every direction. basically just a really bad haircut.
-did you see that scene kid's hair? its so blenderxcore.
-he looks like he lost a fight with a lawnmower.

-i got my hair cut by someone that didnt speak english and now i look blenderxcore
by rainbowsandgasoline February 13, 2009
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blender ass

When your asshole looks like some one used a blender on it.

Gaping, giant beat up hole. Ripped, torn and beaten.
He has blender ass.
by Elderee January 17, 2015
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Blender Dick Syndrome

When someone has a dick so ugly it looks it has been through a blender.
He is hot, but he has Blender Dick Syndrome, so I wouldn't hook up with him.
by Chicken_Supreme August 8, 2019
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Thor Biederwolf

Super atractive alpha wolf that leads the pack and is the leader.

Also known as the nutorius KFC god and is feard by the most fesrsome men.
Thor Biederwolf is know as the sexiest vouge model of our senturie and is also know as the 12 inch sword master.
Its said that in the 1200s Thor Biedrwolf fertilzed half of the mongolian population and threfour more than 50% of all mongolians have Thor Biederwolfs blood in them.
Thor Biederwolf loves KFC
by Dequan tinkle December 9, 2022
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Balls in a Blender

Highly stressful situation at work that could potentially result in your being fired. This may or may not be a result of your own actions.
John: "If I don't get this deal to close by the end of the month, I am going to lose my job!"

Brian: "Man, sounds like you really are balls in a blender."
by Feel The Rush March 28, 2010
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trans blender

Its alot like a Apache helicopter except if you are known as a blender
"Look mom im a blender, A trans blender."
by Cubby Talker December 7, 2017
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Go fuck a Blender

a way of showing extreme hatred of another individual, usually a guy, unless it is for a girl that has desided to change sex. Used best when the mood is a happy one yet your feelings towards the one you hate are not out in the open. perfect with evils
mark: im sorry. i didnt mean to run over your son twice. it wont happen again.

tom: Go fuck a blender
by bibbidy bob October 26, 2008
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