Benching

When someone gets on their hands and knees behind someone and another person pushes that person over the person on the floor

Oi fam, lets bench this ginger nonce. Benching is bare fun

by TescoClubCard June 24, 2018

blood belching tampon sniffing popsicle

A man who is obsessed with women on their periods. He makes her freeze her tampons when shes done using them for later. So can he can have them for dessert later.

"Dude why is your girl so bitchy today?"
"She's on her period man."
"Bro, I am so sorry for you. No putang for you I guess."

"No man its fine. I love it when she's on her period."
"Man thats fucked, you blood belching tampon sniffing popsicle."

by tiny0023 March 19, 2017

Beaching a turd

To begin beaching a turd, simply turn the water off at a friends house, flush his toilet, and shit in it. It will create the effect of a beached whale. Be sure to let the turd dry before telling anyone.

So I was at this party, right? And i went to the bathroom and beached a turd. No one suspected a thing. Beaching a turd was fun.

by Danza Goosby February 29, 2008

Rebecca Blacking It

When you make a really terrible video and put it on youtube.
Making a video about pointless shit.

Friend 1: Wow did you see that terrible video posted on Youtube the other day?
Friend 2: Yeah! That girl was totally Rebecca Blacking it!

by rosebud8888 April 16, 2011

Veni, Vidi, Bleachi

Latin translation: "I came, I saw, I cleaned it up."

Chronic Masturbator #1: The rules for the shower are simple: Veni, Vidi, Bleachi
Chronic Masturbator #2, #3, #4: Agreed.

by Merlingoth April 6, 2010

blacking

screaming, going off, yelling

Yo, after she found out i cheated on her, she started blacking.

by Main man Chris February 2, 2009

beachin' it

Seeking refuge or release by going to the beach; also synonymously used to decsribe that one is doing (or planning on doing) absolutely nothing: relaxing, zoning, etc.

Sorry, Louise. I wish I could come, but after the week I've had, I'm beachin' it that day. Have fun.

by Ramsey Bakhoum November 5, 2007